Submitted by Mark A.
My life Dream
Free Crappy Portrait
Die in peace.
Free Crappy Portraits
Will sacrifice my left nut
For Crappy Portrait
Free Crappy Portraits…
Move ahead, its not too late.
Whip it, whip it good!
Haikus by Mark
What follows is the amazing email we received from Mark:
Since you are “Free” Crappy Portraits I will not be reimbursing you in $$$ =(.. However, since I am being anal retentive requesting only your finest “SuperDuper-Original-Recipe-Greatest-Crappy-Portrait-of-All-Time” piece to celebrate the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup, I will one day return the favor by buying you all a round of beers…and the same day will make sure you all have a chance to meet the Stanley Cup (from picture) and take pictures.
-Would be totally honored if each of you (Rj B., Alyssa O., and Sarah K.) each drew yourselves around me as Blackhawks players in full gear with weird numbers like 123, pie, .10.
-A picture of a crying Philly Cheesesteak (my fave Philly Icon) that is like the Cheesesteak version of Pooping Taco from South Park.
-An evil figure in the corner of douchebag Flyers Defensiveman Chris Pronger stealing hockey pucks with smelly lines and flies around him.
-Some random Chicago icons to make it Chicago’esk… Sears, Hancock, Bean.
-The Robot from “Lost In Space” that said “Danger Will Robinson!” wearing Blackhawks jersey and hockey stick
-more "random" the better. i really digg the tusked whale and time machine I don't know why.
Thank you Free Crappy Portraits,
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