Wednesday, November 23, 2011 at 9:16AM
Submitted by Tomas M.
My name is Tomas Medina. I'm a professional magician.
More about me: I'm the author of the Bible and many of Shakespear's plays. I possess amazing telekinetic powers and x-ray vision (which I have sworn to use for the goodness of humanity.) I occassionally make small buildings crumble, then comb the wreckage for free office supplies. I'm currently ghost writing my own memoirs.
My wife Valerie is a retired dancer (tutu not pole.) She now teaches Pilates. She's super fun. Kind of like a portable Disney Land.