Submitted by Allie M.
This is one of my best friends, Kevin, he is well known for dipping a pickle in as many condiments as possible, and then eating the entire thing; drinking beer out of a dirty shoe, and, of course dressing up in women's clothing and/or heels for as little as 1 US dollar. In fact, in that's a steal in the opinion of the unemployed broke man. Don't judge him. He was in college, that is what college students do to get by financially.
I once asked Kevin what I should dress up as for Halloween, and while he was playing the rock band drums on expert mode, he mentioned that I should be a sexy dinosaur. His favorite color is red, and he thinks Katy Perry is hot.