Free Crappy Portraits

 


 

Saturday
Jul172010

butthead factory

"Please do a portrait of my friend Kudla!  I love you guys!!! Thanks,
Rob"

Our guest artist today is Rachel of the sketch comedy group Awesomonster.  She was selected to be a guest artist when Rj overheard her saying "I can only draw people with their arms up."

She maintains one of the funniest blogs you've seen over here, and her recent posts where she tries to master drawing horses will be of interest to bad art aficionados everywhere.

Friday
Jul162010

Zubaz

 

 

Submitted by Tina S.

This guy's name is "Killer" Kowalski. His favourite way to pick up women is to hand them a self-designed amusement park ticket to ride the "Killer Coaster." With pants like that, who could deny such excitement?

Wednesday
Jul142010

Tess Tickles

 Submitted by Tess M.

Burlesque dancing tip: A proper 'booty shake' can be done easily. Stand on the balls of your feet, and then alternately bend each knee. Then add some hip movement into the equation and you're all go! (If you can walk whilst doing this, you've mastered what those in the know call 'the hootchie cootchie'!)

 

Tuesday
Jul132010

Bowie and the Tramp

 

Submitted by Allison K.

This is what happens when you combine David Bowie and pen consumption.

Monday
Jul122010

Bad Habits Die Hard

 

Submitted by Brittany Y.

What's wrong with having some sips of wine and drags of cigs at a football game? This FCP attempts to answer this and many more important questions. One moment you're texting....the next you're handcuffed and gunned down by a diverse police force and all your hopes and dreams are ruined. So kids, next time you think of picking up some bad habits....don't.*

*This highly hypocritical public service announcement has been brought to you from prison. Parole 2017!

Sunday
Jul112010

Fartcopter

 

Submitted by Kyle C.

im the man in the air. i really like your stuff. thanks.
kyle.

Friday
Jul092010

Cookie Horse

 

Submitted by Garrett C.

My original idea was some sort of nudefest with cookies censoring all the naughty bits, but then I started getting hungry for desserts that I didn't have and felt too lazy to make. So it turned into a horse made out of cookies instead.

Thursday
Jul082010

Steve and Me

Submitted by Matt K.

Matt describes his encounter with Steven Tyler: I used to work for Live Nation. I was bringing radio winners backstage for a meet-and-greet. I lagged behind and asked for a picture. I had a camera with me because they're one of my favorite bands, and I knew I'd have my opportunity.
And then Alyssa had to go and ruin this  happy memory...

Wednesday
Jul072010

Vermicious Knid

 

Submitted by Tom G.

 

A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men—Willy Wonka