Free Crappy Portraits

 


 

Monday
Oct152012

car=dinosaur

 

Submitted by Jessie R.

This is my roommate and I. The picture pretty much explains a night in our house. We love Budda, she doesn't eat meat and we have an inside joke about car=dinosaur.


Sunday
Oct142012

Buttloads of quarters

Submitted by Pam H.

I'm a 25-year-old legal receptionist with a keen outlook on life. My passions in life include the internet (I found you on Reddit!), music (DEVO, They Might Be Giants, and various punk bandz), and dessert! I also love cats and Pokemon (again, REDDIT) and my newly-acquired hobby - PINBALL MACHINES. I spend every lunch break at the arcade spending buttloads of quarters on machines like Batman, Transformers and sometimes Avatar - even though that movie sucks. 


Sunday
Oct142012

Blind alcoholic skiier

Submitted by Helen P.

Rob is a blind computer whiz who likes alcohol of all kinds - wine, scotch, gin, vodka, not overly fussy as long as it is alcoholic.


Saturday
Oct132012

Stomach power

Submitted by Chelsea B.

This is a picture of me and three of my best friends. I'm the one on the far right. The four of us are in charge of planning a girls camp for 12 to 14 year olds together. We also don't call each other by our real names.  The names we know each other by are (from left to right) Bean, Goldilocks, Nutmeg, and Giggles.  We love to laugh together....a lot, drink hot chocolate, and open doors with our stomachs. Bean, and Goldilocks are graduating with their masters degrees in May and I'm graduating with my bachelors in May. Bean loves cheese, Goldilocks is from Ohio (the rest of us are from Utah), Nutmeg is an undergraduate teaching fellow for a chemistry class, and I love Disney!


Friday
Oct122012

Robes

Submitted by Austin L.

Me and my friends on a snowboard trip. We spent the rest of the time in our robes.

Thursday
Oct112012

Haiku-writing goofballs

 

Submitted by Kelly P.

I just started dating a really dreamy guy - we are both in our 30's and total goofballs. I don't have a picture of the two of us together - we are only just beginning...but I did lose a bet to him and think a crappy portrait would be a great prize for his winning! 

about us:
Ridiculously into music
and
We write haikus back and forth to one another..
Here's an example:

2/21/12
catholic diabetes:
frosting covered dreams
powdered sugar falling snow
eat, drink and repent

 

Wednesday
Oct102012

Hannah

Submitted by Ross G.

Hannah - age 11

Likes:  Unicorns, sparkles, dance, vampires, purple & gold and her dream is
to swim in jello

Sunday
Sep302012

Wretched Faces

Submitted by Deborah

This is my too-cool-for-school-friend Harry and I!
We are really cool together and one sunny day we co-founded a project. We photograph hearts, in every possible place. However, we are not the sweet people that we want people to think. (ok maybe I am a little.) We are strange and unpredictable. Harry loves more than ever "The Lord of the Rings", collages, Roisin Murphy, tidiness and his music.  I love plants, books, Star Wars, salted sunflower seeds and I tend to irritate him whenever I can. We both are biologists and we love Australia and we want to live there!

We are such idiots, so you can make fun of us as much as you would like!  Please choose the the most ridiculous expressions for our portrait!

Portrait by Myk M.


Thursday
Sep272012

Our French Bulldog

Submitted by Ashley W.

We are awesome, we love horror films and wine, we are planning our wedding for sometime this year, Ashley goes to hair school and Kalin is a light and sound tech for concerts and other events, we are obsessed with getting tattoos and we want a french bulldog! So if you could just include one and pretend it is ours that would be neat!