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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.11.81 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Mon, 21 May 2012 20:43:53 GMT--><feed xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"><title>Free Crappy Portraits</title><subtitle>Free Crappy Portraits -</subtitle><id>http://www.freecrappyportraits.com/fcp/</id><link rel="alternate" type="application/xhtml+xml" href="http://www.freecrappyportraits.com/fcp/"/><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.freecrappyportraits.com/fcp/atom.xml"/><updated>2012-04-06T00:00:53Z</updated><generator uri="http://www.squarespace.com/" version="Squarespace Site Server v5.11.81 (http://www.squarespace.com/)">Squarespace</generator><entry><title>Love/Hate</title><category term="Selina"/><category term="beach"/><category term="emo"/><category term="hate"/><category term="shopping bag"/><category term="sisters"/><id>http://www.freecrappyportraits.com/fcp/2012/4/5/lovehate.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.freecrappyportraits.com/fcp/2012/4/5/lovehate.html"/><author><name>[FCP]</name></author><published>2012-04-06T00:00:53Z</published><updated>2012-04-06T00:00:53Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.freecrappyportraits.com/storage/megansotherweirdpics 032.JPG?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1333339176046" alt="" /></span></span>Submitted by Megan</p>
<p><em><span>I like make-up. And hip-hop. And dancing. And shopping. And the beach.</span><br /><span>I hate homework. And high school. And studying. And emo kids like my sister.</span></em></p>
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<div><em>A little about me:</em><em>&nbsp;Love wine, our dogs, horses, cowboy boots and hanging out with our friends and family</em></div>
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<div><em>My husband (Kevin) and I were married on May 18, 2011. He is also into trees (he is an arborist), tropical beaches and all things sports.&nbsp;Together we like watching sports, hiking, hanging out with our dogs, camping, road trips, wine tasting.&nbsp;The picture attached of Kevin and me is on our honeymoon in Belize!</em></div>
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<p><span><em>Hi, in these two pictures we have Chubi (girl) and Jerkface (Boy). He likes Superman and bananas and she likes back massages and Batman. Together they are an unstoppable team of laughter and singing.</em></span></p>
<p><span><em><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.freecrappyportraits.com/storage/johngallantFCP.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1333338699876" alt="" /></span></span><br /></em></span></p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Thing 1 + Thing 2</title><category term="Guest Artist"/><category term="best friends"/><category term="college"/><category term="dr. seuss"/><category term="ice cream"/><category term="rainbow"/><id>http://www.freecrappyportraits.com/fcp/2012/4/4/thing-1-thing-2.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.freecrappyportraits.com/fcp/2012/4/4/thing-1-thing-2.html"/><author><name>[FCP]</name></author><published>2012-04-04T12:01:02Z</published><updated>2012-04-04T12:01:02Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.freecrappyportraits.com/storage/310323_2384646769436_1048749129_2926243_904613309_n.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1333328147318" alt="" /></span></span>Submitted by Marisa A.</p>
<p><em><span>This is&nbsp;</span><span class="il">Marisa</span><span>&nbsp;and Britney. They are two girls who love to have fun....as is obvious in the picture:) Their interests include doing back flips all over, giving piggy back rides, and having a rip-roarin' good time! Oh and of course we like to eat, sleep, run, jam out to music, and other good stuff like that. For example, midnight sledding, hottubbing, and ice cream runs. We gotta live it up now while we are still single and without children, right??! College is great, we absolutely love it!</span></em></p>
<p><span>Portrait by Candice C.</span></p>
<p><span><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.freecrappyportraits.com/storage/marisabrittanyFCP.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1333328198577" alt="" /></span></span><br /></span></p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Toilet Joke</title><category term="Guest Artist"/><category term="cat"/><category term="couple"/><category term="fish"/><category term="joke"/><category term="toilet"/><category term="tongue"/><id>http://www.freecrappyportraits.com/fcp/2012/4/3/toilet-joke.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.freecrappyportraits.com/fcp/2012/4/3/toilet-joke.html"/><author><name>[FCP]</name></author><published>2012-04-04T00:00:17Z</published><updated>2012-04-04T00:00:17Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.freecrappyportraits.com/storage/bar 1.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1333327311776" alt="" /></span></span>Submitted by Janessa O.</p>
<p><span><em>Jason and I have been together for almost 5 years. We're getting married this year on November 17th. Jason is a country boy to a T. He loves to shoot his bow at targets and fishing is his passion. (really anything with fishing is more entertaining to him than me cracking a lame joke) I on the other hand an a suburb girl and love to play with our kitten Shark Attack. I'm the more goofy side of our relationship and tell corny jokes. Like this one, "What did the toilet say to the other toilet?"... nothing? Well it said, "You're looking flushed!" Hahaha... still nothing? Oh well, I tried.</em></span></p>
<p><span>Portrait by Meg W.</span></p>
<p><span><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.freecrappyportraits.com/storage/janessaoconnorFCP.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1333327325744" alt="" /></span></span><br /></span></p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Kool Kat</title><category term="Best of FCP"/><category term="Kristin Farr"/><category term="cat effects"/><category term="cat lady"/><category term="cats"/><category term="high five"/><category term="hug"/><id>http://www.freecrappyportraits.com/fcp/2012/4/3/kool-kat.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.freecrappyportraits.com/fcp/2012/4/3/kool-kat.html"/><author><name>[FCP]</name></author><published>2012-04-03T12:01:09Z</published><updated>2012-04-03T12:01:09Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.freecrappyportraits.com/storage/316978_2567047381378_1409989907_3079142_198408036_n.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1333338518774" alt="" /></span></span>Submitted by Abby C.</p>
<p><span><em>Yes, that's me in the picture. The one on the right. You see, I love kats. The chances of me becoming a kool kat lady? High 70s. And what's better than getting a socially approved paw greeting by one of our feline friends? Nothing. Except maybe a hug. A hug would be nice.</em></span></p>
<p><span><em><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.freecrappyportraits.com/storage/abbycatzFCP.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1333338530228" alt="" /></span></span><br /></em></span></p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Swift Justice</title><category term="Rachel"/><category term="Superheroes"/><category term="college"/><category term="laser eyes"/><category term="super powers"/><id>http://www.freecrappyportraits.com/fcp/2012/4/2/swift-justice.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.freecrappyportraits.com/fcp/2012/4/2/swift-justice.html"/><author><name>[FCP]</name></author><published>2012-04-03T00:00:40Z</published><updated>2012-04-03T00:00:40Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.freecrappyportraits.com/storage/429739_10150650169957603_573582602_11011240_1211212594_n.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1333327032530" alt="" /></span></span>Submitted by Jaeger P.</p>
<p><em><span>Our names are Megan, Lauren, Chandler, and&nbsp;</span><span class="il">Jaeger</span><span>. Together, the four of us make up the freshman class cabinet at Taylor University. Mosty people know us for the epic events that we put on for our class and our school. What people don't know is that we all have superhero alter egos. When we are not planning events for our freshman class, we are out fighting crime with our superhero abilities. Megan can fly, Lauren can read minds, Chandler has super strength, and&nbsp;</span><span class="il">Jaeger</span><span>&nbsp;can shoot lasers out of his eyes. Let all villains beware the swift justice that these student superheroes will bring.</span></em></p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.freecrappyportraits.com/storage/jaegerpackermanFCP.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1333327047062" alt="" /></span></span></p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Disneyland</title><category term="Sarah"/><category term="copyright infringement"/><category term="disneyland"/><category term="making faces"/><category term="mickey mouse ears"/><category term="old person"/><category term="wheelchair"/><id>http://www.freecrappyportraits.com/fcp/2012/4/2/disneyland.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.freecrappyportraits.com/fcp/2012/4/2/disneyland.html"/><author><name>[FCP]</name></author><published>2012-04-02T12:00:31Z</published><updated>2012-04-02T12:00:31Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.freecrappyportraits.com/storage/fcp4d48c190350e8.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1333321659539" alt="" /></span></span>Submitted by Kacey B.</p>
<p><em>This is me at Disneyland. I love Captain Hook, making weird faces, old people, and dogs who only have three legs.</em></p>
<p><em><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.freecrappyportraits.com/storage/kbdisneyland.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1333321684273" alt="" /></span></span></em></p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Labyrinth</title><category term="David Bowie"/><category term="Dog"/><category term="Kelly"/><category term="coconut bra"/><category term="dressing up"/><category term="labyrinth"/><id>http://www.freecrappyportraits.com/fcp/2012/4/1/labyrinth.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.freecrappyportraits.com/fcp/2012/4/1/labyrinth.html"/><author><name>[FCP]</name></author><published>2012-04-01T22:52:02Z</published><updated>2012-04-01T22:52:02Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.freecrappyportraits.com/storage/meandaustincrappyportraits.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1333321379429" alt="" /></span></span>Submitted by <a href="http://mackensieg.blogspot.ca/" target="_blank">MacKensie G.</a></p>
<p><span><em>We're both huge classic rock fans, in fact Austin's kind of in love with Steve Perry of Journey and I named my beagle mix Ziggy Stardust after David Bowie - and while we're on the topic of Bowie, we dressed up as King Jareth and Sara from "Labyrinth" for Halloween. We're both training for a marathon, graduated from the University of Florida (Go Gators!) and are from a small hick town called Ocala. We like Super Mario Brothers, musicals, partying and eating at TGI Fridays. He loves Star Wars and climbing trees, and I love reading and crafting. Oh, and I recently cut of 17" of hair for Locks of Love!</em></span></p>
<p><span><em><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.freecrappyportraits.com/storage/mgibsonFCP.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1333321438404" alt="" /></span></span></em></span></p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Alaska</title><category term="Ashley"/><category term="Flowers"/><category term="alaska"/><category term="couple"/><category term="mountains"/><id>http://www.freecrappyportraits.com/fcp/2012/3/28/alaska.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.freecrappyportraits.com/fcp/2012/3/28/alaska.html"/><author><name>[FCP]</name></author><published>2012-03-28T12:00:43Z</published><updated>2012-03-28T12:00:43Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.freecrappyportraits.com/storage/kylaevan.png?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1332743538859" alt="" /></span></span>Submitted by Kyla</p>
<p><em><span>We met in Alaska. On a missions trip. We love Jesus, moose {because we met in Alaska} and each other. Evan loves football, my smile, steak, the color green... I love flowers, Evan's smile/laugh, dancing, and instant photos.</span><br /><br /><span>We love to hug. As you can tell from this picture. We plan to attend Appalachian State University together {which is in the mountains...}</span></em></p>
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