I do not like sharing my food. I also complain about things. Other things that could be included in crappy art version of me are that I like Indian mythology, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, my turtle (Yamada), and my armadillo fox. I like to mope. I am afraid of lobsters. I have a portrait of bigfoot by my bed. I have a little bit of a Dr. Hibbert laugh.

Submitted by Katie A.

Here are our friends Rachael and Gethin. They kindly let us stay in their spare room for 3 months whilst we were house hunting so we would like to send them a portrait as a thank-you for putting up with us! Whilst living with Rachael and Gethin, we found out a lot of interesting tit-bits of information about them and feel this would be perfect immortalised in a crappy portrait:

· Rachael HATES the film “The Snowman” – to watch it fills her with an unequalled dread.
· Gethin thinks nothing of eating chicken tikka masala that has been out of the fridge for 2 days. In fact, he has a very blasé attitude to food hygiene altogether; he famously was half way through a kebab when Rachael popped round one evening, so stowed it away in his bedside cabinet for the duration of the evening and ate the rest for breakfast!
· Since living with them, we have taken to calling them Geth-mo and Long-a-Tron. Not sure why.
· They love fancy dress.

This is my friend Ellie. My friends and I have an inside joke that she's going to meet a guy at a bar who is a felon, a leper, and wearing chain mail made of silver sequins. Unfortunately, there is no man in particular who fits this description, so I have included a picture of Ryan Gosling. As for this charming woman, her most delightful qualities are that she eats cheese late at night in her closet, she makes puns about anything and everything, she adores Victorian literature, and pretends to speak French. She likes beer and dinosaurs, although usually not together.

I love squirrels.

Jason is a 6'2" security guard who is also trained in fire rescue and emergency response. 

I'm Kristina. A graphic designer who runs her own business by day, and immerses herself in TV shows on DVD at night. I have an obsession with giraffes.

Together, Jason and I love to shop around for new an exciting beers to try, restaurants to eat at and for the most part, we just love to curl up on the couch with a good movie and be cute. Aw.

About him: He's a big guy, 6'3" and buff. He likes Street Fighter and alcohol, he works at a sushi restaurant by day, and hosts alcohol-fueled madness with me by night. His softer side includes an affinity for cute animals and playing the piano.

My name is Ashley and my husband is Tim. We both love being in the garden growing vegetables to eat and looking after our three chooks. Not long ago we "lost" a chook in an unfortunate incident. She was egg-bound, which means she had an egg stuck inside and we had to help her get it out... or so we thought! Poor Mavis the chook died with Tim's finger up her clacker! But we like to think a warm bath and a little anal stimulation isn't the worst way to go!

Anyway, if you want to read the moderately long story its here on our blog.

2 of my closest friends who have been together for years are buying their first house together. I would love to give them a crappy potrait as the first piece of art for their new home.

At little bit of information: They met at university in London (Imperial College), so both closet science geeks.
Steve - studied Physics, is a scouser and likes taking part in triathlons & watching the darts. He has in the past split his trousers whilst dancing to Beyonce, Single Ladies.
Katie - studied biochemistry and now works at the science museum. She loves being crafty (Crafty Kate) and a good boogie. She recently wowed work colleagues with her knowledge of the whole routine of "Backstreets Back" by the Backstreet Boys!

We are Nikole (blue hat), Aubrey (thumbs), Tage (Superman), and Ammon (yellow thumbs). We like cardboard, Captain Crunch With Crunch Berries, singing loudly, making movies about Paul Revere, thumbs, dancing and making people laugh. 

We probably also like hugs, although that isn't a guarantee for all of us. Tage is tall, Ammon is semi-tall, and Nikole and Aubrey are... not quite semi-tall. Sometimes we speak Chinese, English, Chenglish, Geek, Fish, and Salmon (which is like Fish, but more dead-like). Oh, and we can all do pretty decent old people voices.