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Entries in animals (13)

Thursday
Dec222011

Mad Sledding

Submitted by Lisa H.

Here's a picture of me and my housemates. I'm the one on the right wearing an owl hat. The photo was taken when it snowed and we went out for some mad sledding on a To-Let sign. We're all art students at university.

 

Tuesday
Oct252011

Strange Animals

Submitted by Jessi H.

This is my boyfriend and I.  We have been dating for four years.  After we went to Vegas a few years ago and took a picture with a lion cub, we started a weird tradition of taking our pictures with strange animals whenever we get the chance. So far we've crossed penguins, lions, and tigers off of our list. We're both huge animal lovers.


Friday
Sep232011

A Long Story Short

Submitted by Jenna R.

Mark and I have been together for over a year and to make a long story short...I love cats and now he does too...we have three now and soon to be four. Mark is in school to be a doctor and I am in school to be a Veterinary Assistant but am working as a Legal Assistant now (BORING!) We love to ride bikes together and we're obsessed with the TV show Parks and Recreation. I love to read and shop for vintage items. Oh and I have an obsession with animal figurines and cameras.

Portrait by Angela W.


Sunday
Sep182011

The Lees

Submitted by Samantha L.

We are the Lee family. We are a little family, but we all bring something to the table that is fun, quirky and loveable. We have yet to take professional family pictures and we thought this would be a great substitute and a whole lot funnier. Since we live in Oregon a majority of our year is filled with non-stop rain so we make the best of it and bust out our rain boots and umbrellas and go puddle jumping. On sunny days we like to picnic in the park.

Austin "Dada" actually owns an authentic pair of lederhosen (yes, the leather pant/suspender combo from Austria and Germany. He is a movie lover, neck tie afficienato and is known for toting Maisie around on his shoulders. Samantha "Mama" has a semi-hardcore fasination with anything bows. She has since she was little, bows in hair, bows on clothes you name it! She owns 20ish different cardigans. Loves old fashioned aprons and baking. She is a tea enthusiast—hot or iced. Maisie is only 14 1/2 months old, but she adores ALL and I mean ALL animals. Other things she loves: her massive book collection, balloons, headbands/hats, flowers and drinking fruit smooties (through a straw of course). She is also a dancing machine. Any time music starts playing she wiggles and claps her hands.


Tuesday
Sep132011

Thousands of Things

Submitted by Nicole

I'm from Buenos Aires Argentina. I love animals, art, music, movies, and heavy metal. I don't know... I always wake up late, I am a fan of cheese, I love squeezing my animals, take long making up, I'm not a serious person, I love my friends, thousands of things more!


Saturday
Jun112011

Engagement Party

Submitted by Casey T.

This is my friend Jessica and her boyfriend Manny, they are almost engaged. They need a crappy photo for their engagement party invitations. Help them out!


Tuesday
Jun072011

A Wee Night Out

Submitted by Thereza R.

This is me and my illustrator friend and partner in crime, Lesley on a wee night out. We love drawing looooong animals, amongst other things...


Monday
May162011

Underwater Animal

Submitted by Thomas P.

Hi, I'm the one on the left. Please do something with my picture like a fire breathing whale playing poker or something. I love music and sport. Please be imaginative but make it an underwater animal.

Sunday
Jul182010

Tiger Derby

 

Submitted by Danielle W.

We hope you enjoy this portrait as much as a narwhal enjoys ring toss, which I am told is quite a lot. Have a lovely Sunday!