Thumbs

Submitted by Ammon L.

We are Nikole (blue hat), Aubrey (thumbs), Tage (Superman), and Ammon (yellow thumbs). We like cardboard, Captain Crunch With Crunch Berries, singing loudly, making movies about Paul Revere, thumbs, dancing and making people laugh. 

We probably also like hugs, although that isn't a guarantee for all of us. Tage is tall, Ammon is semi-tall, and Nikole and Aubrey are... not quite semi-tall. Sometimes we speak Chinese, English, Chenglish, Geek, Fish, and Salmon (which is like Fish, but more dead-like). Oh, and we can all do pretty decent old people voices. 

badassitude and fruit

Submitted by Keith Lowell Jensen

Who has a comedy dvd coming out in precisely one week!

Guest artist Geoff Thew submits another masterpiece and amends an artists statement for us:

"Babies are cute.  This is a scientific fact.  It's also been scientifically proven that if you put something cute into clothing that looks like fruit, it becomes one hundred times cuter.  Dangerously cute, in fact.  I'm talking cute levels bordering on fatal here.  Clearly this man is a bad parent, putting his child in such danger.  In drawing this piece, I sought to highlight how dangerously irresponsible this parent truly is, by showing the kind of situation he would have put his baby in if he were in the vicinity of THOUSANDS OF RAVENOUS MONKEYS.  Of course, irresponsible parents ARE badass, so I also gave him a cigar to accentuate his badassitude... on reflection, I'm probably sending some mixed messages here...

Fuck it, I'm just gonna call social services, let them sort this shit out.