Go Team Venture!

Submitted by Liz S.

We were the Venture brothers for Halloween. Lots of booze was involved. Go team Venture!

Spiders

Submitted by Jen L.

Attached are pictures of me and my dog, my one true love. I enjoy drinking, loud music, tattoos, drinking, taking funny pictures, my family, and drinking. As a recently single girl, I'm looking to enjoy these things a lot more in the near future. Especially drinking. 

I hate spiders. 

Flowers in my Hair

Submitted by Joseph G.

A haiku about me:
When I'm really drunk
I put flowers in my hair
Also, I love cheese

Portrait by John D.

Christmas Party

Submitted by Anthony Y.

This is a photo of me at my work Christmas party where I was totally drunk and don't remember the photo being taken. I also don't remember wearing the fake moustache or my tie around my head but I do remember how ill I was when I got home!

Sepia

Submitted by Sarah D.

I'm the redhead. This is me and my favouritest friend charlotte, doing what we love: dressing up as if we were alive 60 years ago and getting tipsy, and laughing A LOT.

Portrait by Candice C.

Will do Anything for Treats

Submitted by Tracy R.

I'd like to introduced you to four of of my dogs!! June is a 1 year old rottweiler/German shepherd( top left) , Ali the 2 year old pit bull mix, Spike the 7 year old Chihuahua/terrier, and Max the 5 year old miniature pincher/terrier. All of them have very different character.

June (aka Junesse) is the drama queen and thinks she's the prettiest most beautiful dog in the world. She's a real slut and will try and seduce any man or women who comes near her, but if someone comes in her house without her permission she gets really pissed! if you leave her alone at the house she'll tear everything up just to piss you off, but can be the sweetest thing when she wants to.

Ali (aka Oley) is like the army guy that loves to work out and is addicted to attention. He thinks he's the coolest because he's half pit bull, thinks he's the strongest of them all, and is in love with June. He is as stubborn a mule! He will bark your ears off  and can be some what of a bully if they are smaller then him. He also steals everyone's toys .

Spike is the oldest and crankiest! He HATES germs, gets really nervous, and hates getting wet or dirty. He doesn't like Ali at all, but his best friend is Max and is also a tattle tale! If anyone does something they're not supposed to, he'll rat on them! He's is also the smartest one of the bunch and will do anything for treats. 

Max (aka Maxime) is the craziest of the bunch! He lies constantly, cheats on his girlfriend, and swears like a sailor. I think he's an amazing dancer! He loves a song with a good beat and he will dance anywhere for anyone. He is also a real romantic and could sweep any women of her feet (according to him!) He also loves to sneak out at night to go club hopping and then comes home hung over! He can be a real asshole if he wants to but then turns around and is really sensitive to win you over again!

High School Sweethearts

Submitted by Kelly M.

Greg and I are high school sweethearts and have been married for 8 years. We live in Minnesota. We have two cats—their names are Miller and Morgan. Miller is curious and Morgan is fat. They are named after Miller Light and Captain Morgan. I like Starbucks, blogging, polka dots, yoga, music, dinosaurs, the color light blue, and drawing. My husband likes ALL things sports-related but most importantly golfing, fishing, and University of Kansas Jayhawks. He likes poker, seafood, hot sauce, and pretzels from the mall.

Troll Toe

This is my guy and I as we visited New Orleans together for the first time and partied 'til the sun came up on Bourbon street. We drank absynthe right before this picture! He's British- I'm American and were pretty much best friends, free spirits, and enjoy trying new things together. We both are in love with music such as dubstep and indie and love to cook and dance, Corona Light, screwdrivers and shopping. When we first got together he had a huge green thumb we called his troll toe from smashing it with a hammer. We're always laughing uncontrollably and have crazy fierce chemistry!

House Rabbits

 Submitted by Rachel H.

I love drawing, have two house rabbits Rio and Bambi, I like to drink Bailey's (as you can tell from the photo,) I like to drink tea, I like Hello Kitty and Swarovski jewellery. I enjoy photography.