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Monday
Jan072013

Aussies

Submitted by Alyce S.

Hi! I’m Alyce & the fellow is Michael!! He likes beer! I like any orange drink. Our cat is a Mexican loco ninja kitteh who goes by the name of “Mr Jigga”!
The guy we live with looks like a potato, I've had a fear of potatos since I was like 7 :l – Im fearful sleeping :/
We love love love cheese!
Bulldog named Bruty Mactooty – he does the worst farts (we call them BFs – Bruty farts) he also skate boards > and has a crush on ninja cat.
We call Australia homeeee! Harry Potter obessed! Sunglasses = love!


Monday
Dec102012

Cat Personalities

Submitted by Taylor S.

This is Roux...or Roy depending what personality she has at the time. Roux is a sweet, lovable kitty who purrs nonstop...while Roy is like a beast from Hell biting, hissing, scratching and just generally terrorizing everyone in the vicinity. 


Sunday
Nov112012

Teeth brush

Submitted by Monique P.

I'm a redhead, and I love popcorn and Starbucks. If I could live off of those two items, I would. I have a cat named Charlie who is my little fur baby. Charlie is a cat that thinks he is a dog, and he enjoys eating dog treats.

Portrait by Sridhar B.

Thursday
Nov082012

Pretend horse

Submitted by Martina D.

This is me and my sister, Stef. We like to make up silly dance routines, sing old camp songs and bake a lot. We also really like cats and they kind of follow us when we're out places. Sometimes, when we're both at our parents' home and bored, Stef will give me a piggy-back and pretend she's my horse. Sometimes she hides and tries to jump out of places and scare me. That rarely works, I have a well-honed Stef-sensor and know when she's about. We also both have naturally blonde hair, but not in this picture.


Wednesday
Oct312012

Frilly Girly dresses

Submitted by Briana H.

I love claymation - The Nightmare Before Christmas, Frankenhole, The Year Without a Santa Claus, they're all great! I love my little chihuahua more than anything. I'm a sucker for frilly girly dresses, and I'm obsessed with red hair. I wear rings daily - they usually say something about love or blah blah blah something cheesy and cliche. Oh, I have six tattoos. I also love punk rock and alternative music. I'm on my laptop for hours every single day, and my favorite color is mustard yellow.


Tuesday
Apr032012

Toilet Joke

Submitted by Janessa O.

Jason and I have been together for almost 5 years. We're getting married this year on November 17th. Jason is a country boy to a T. He loves to shoot his bow at targets and fishing is his passion. (really anything with fishing is more entertaining to him than me cracking a lame joke) I on the other hand an a suburb girl and love to play with our kitten Shark Attack. I'm the more goofy side of our relationship and tell corny jokes. Like this one, "What did the toilet say to the other toilet?"... nothing? Well it said, "You're looking flushed!" Hahaha... still nothing? Oh well, I tried.

Portrait by Meg W.


Thursday
Mar012012

Cheshire Cat

Submitted by Lauren K.

This is a photo of my roommate and I all done up for Halloween—Shannon was the cheshire cat and I was the queen of hearts. A little about us: we were randomly assigned to be roommates by our college but they actually did a pretty good job because we get along swimmingly. Our mutual hobbies include being vegetarian, avoiding the gym, and watching cute animal videos.

Tuesday
Feb072012

Zombie Family

 

Submitted by Gaby T.

We are Andrew and Gaby and have known each other since the 8th grade. We are now engaged to be married in February 2012!  We love Halloween and Zombies! Andrew has a 5 year old named Becka (from a previous marriage) which we love dearly!!  Andrew is a computer geek and loves pizza, building useful shit, and shooting guns. Gaby is going to hair school, loves painting, going to concerts, collecting music and DVDs, and Pinterest. Becka loves dessert after dinner every night, singing in the car, dancing in public and taking naps. We have a gray fluffy cat named Oliver that hates wearing sweaters.


 

Thursday
Feb022012

Native Hoosiers

Submitted by Danielle R.

We're Chase and Danielle. We recently got married this past June, 2011. We live in Austin, TX but are native Hoosiers! Chase is a Forensic Scientist and works for the DNA crime lab here in Austin. He is a huge Green Bay Packers fan, loves his Playstation 3, snowboarding (even though we don't get much snow here in TX), cooking, and traveling. Danielle is a Music Therapist and works with children who have developmental disabilities. Danielle likes to sing, play guitar and piano, watch reality TV and the Indy Colts, paint her nails, and capture all of life's moments on her camera. We both enjoy a good glass of wine and our kitty! Our little cat is named Spectre (spec-ter) and she just turned one. She loves to play with her moose, hair ties, and her long purple ribbon that she carries around like a dog carries its bone. She's our little cuddle bug!