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Tuesday
Apr032012

Toilet Joke

Submitted by Janessa O.

Jason and I have been together for almost 5 years. We're getting married this year on November 17th. Jason is a country boy to a T. He loves to shoot his bow at targets and fishing is his passion. (really anything with fishing is more entertaining to him than me cracking a lame joke) I on the other hand an a suburb girl and love to play with our kitten Shark Attack. I'm the more goofy side of our relationship and tell corny jokes. Like this one, "What did the toilet say to the other toilet?"... nothing? Well it said, "You're looking flushed!" Hahaha... still nothing? Oh well, I tried.

Portrait by Meg W.


Thursday
Mar012012

Cheshire Cat

Submitted by Lauren K.

This is a photo of my roommate and I all done up for Halloween—Shannon was the cheshire cat and I was the queen of hearts. A little about us: we were randomly assigned to be roommates by our college but they actually did a pretty good job because we get along swimmingly. Our mutual hobbies include being vegetarian, avoiding the gym, and watching cute animal videos.

Tuesday
Feb072012

Zombie Family

 

Submitted by Gaby T.

We are Andrew and Gaby and have known each other since the 8th grade. We are now engaged to be married in February 2012!  We love Halloween and Zombies! Andrew has a 5 year old named Becka (from a previous marriage) which we love dearly!!  Andrew is a computer geek and loves pizza, building useful shit, and shooting guns. Gaby is going to hair school, loves painting, going to concerts, collecting music and DVDs, and Pinterest. Becka loves dessert after dinner every night, singing in the car, dancing in public and taking naps. We have a gray fluffy cat named Oliver that hates wearing sweaters.


 

Thursday
Feb022012

Native Hoosiers

Submitted by Danielle R.

We're Chase and Danielle. We recently got married this past June, 2011. We live in Austin, TX but are native Hoosiers! Chase is a Forensic Scientist and works for the DNA crime lab here in Austin. He is a huge Green Bay Packers fan, loves his Playstation 3, snowboarding (even though we don't get much snow here in TX), cooking, and traveling. Danielle is a Music Therapist and works with children who have developmental disabilities. Danielle likes to sing, play guitar and piano, watch reality TV and the Indy Colts, paint her nails, and capture all of life's moments on her camera. We both enjoy a good glass of wine and our kitty! Our little cat is named Spectre (spec-ter) and she just turned one. She loves to play with her moose, hair ties, and her long purple ribbon that she carries around like a dog carries its bone. She's our little cuddle bug!


Wednesday
Jan252012

Climbing Trees

Submitted by Aleisha B.

I'm 24 and I like owls and cats. I like to laugh, and I LOVE to SING! (don't be fooled though, I'm not good at singing at all). And apparently I like to climb trees.


Wednesday
Jan252012

Oragami

Submitted by Anastacia N.

This is my friend Emily, and her sister Sarah, (Emily is the one on the right, with the stripey shirt.) Right now she is making oragami and I am literally sending this to you behind her back. Anyways, she loves wolves. Her other favorite things are flowers, the moon, and music. Also cats. She loves the ocean and the rain. The end. 

Portrait by Emma F.


Saturday
Jan142012

Math and Art

Submitted by Joanna P.

This is my sister and I (i'm in the glasses.) We look nothing alike and couldn't be more opposite. She loves speaking Spanish, I love speaking French.  She loves math, I love art. But we're united in our mutual obsession with cats, eating salads, traveling the world, and laughing until we cry.


Sunday
Jan082012

A Cat Burning

Submitted by Julie L.

My name is Julie, I am 22. I live in Edinburgh, but I'm French and my boyfriend, Josh, is Welsh... This picture was taken on the beach in the South of France where my parents live. I love tea and cupcakes and cute things, and my dog and England, Photography, Tattoos, my friends, The Big Bang Theory, owls, moustache, literature, clocks, travelling... and colors!!! :) My boyfriend likes his PS3, so please, if you could draw it burning on the portrait... hahahaha :D I hate cats too, so maybe put a cat burning with the PS3, yeah?


Thursday
Dec222011

Pirate Ship

Submitted by Karen C.

This is me on holiday recently in Charlestown, Cornwall.  I like crochet, knitting, hats, big pirate ships, cake, and my fluffy black cat Mitten—my assistant blogger.

Portrait by Loreen M.