Cats for Obama

Submitted by Lauren F.

Chances are if you see me, I will be rocking my Ray Bans, a bum hat, and a delightfully hideous old man sweater. (each of these can be seen in the pics included! woo!) Also, if you see me I will probably be riding my longboard because its my favorite mode of transportation.  I also have a consuming obsession with cats, even though I don't have any. (boo.) Seriously, cats are lovely. I especially like cats for Obama! (google it, you wont be disappointed. woot woot for democratic felines!) AND OH!! I love love LOVE tea and coffee. Its safe to say its an addiction, for real. Along with cheese. Holy socks I like cheese. Any form/ type is fine with me! Weeeeee!

Deployment

Submitted by Candace M.

Hi guys! I would LOVE to get a crappy portrait to pack away in my man's deployment gear so he can get a good laugh when he finds it in Afghanistan! I'm Candace and my husband's name is Britt. He's a soldier in the Army and deploying to Afghanistan for the second time. We got married in July, but kept it a secret. I'm a nanny for three kids, which can drive my OCD self crazy! In my very rare spare time, I'm always cleaning up, decorating and reorganizing the house. He plays xbox on his down time and like to play paintball or go shooting with friends from work. We love to cook dinner together and I have a major sweet tooth! Our two grey cats are like our children - Weezy and Zulu. They are fat and spoiled! Weezy is like a dog - he plays fetch and tug of war, and they've both mastered the art of begging for food. They run the house!

Buttloads of quarters

Submitted by Pam H.

I'm a 25-year-old legal receptionist with a keen outlook on life. My passions in life include the internet (I found you on Reddit!), music (DEVO, They Might Be Giants, and various punk bandz), and dessert! I also love cats and Pokemon (again, REDDIT) and my newly-acquired hobby - PINBALL MACHINES. I spend every lunch break at the arcade spending buttloads of quarters on machines like Batman, Transformers and sometimes Avatar - even though that movie sucks. 

Studying Maths

Submitted by Julian J.

I am a PhD student at MIT (Studying Brain and Cognitive Sciences). This picture was taken by a friend from when I studied math. Also, I'm half Mexican. I like dinosaurs and taking caffeine pills. I study brains using mathematics. I can't really dance but I keep trying.

Kool Kat

Submitted by Abby C.

Yes, that's me in the picture. The one on the right. You see, I love kats. The chances of me becoming a kool kat lady? High 70s. And what's better than getting a socially approved paw greeting by one of our feline friends? Nothing. Except maybe a hug. A hug would be nice.

Charlie the Tuna

Submitted by Madison C.

My BFF Amanda is turning 25, which sounds really old, but I think she would love a Free Crappy Portrait for her birthday because she knows how to use the internet. She has a hard time seeing things because she's the world's shortest person (but we still love her). She loves Starbucks because she's a barista, but she also really likes cats and panda bears. Her boyfriend is named Charlie, which is the same name as the guy on the tuna fish can. She's going to be famous for making famous movies one day. Tommy, the green ranger, is her favorite Power Ranger and I think she thinks he's a real person. I'm sending you a photo of Amanda with my dog Pancakes. They get along really well.

100% German

Submitted by Jaclyn P.

Evan plays a lot of soccer, he's an architect, and he currently lives with three cats (Spaghetti (red), Theo (grey) and Fred (black and white)) and four guy friends in a dirty boy house. He loves sneakers and has a really crappy cell phone that doesn't have sound, doesnt vibrate, and has tape holding the battery in. His family is 100% German.

I'm Mexican, Italian and Polish. I manage two yoga studios in Michigan, I have a little red Australian shepherd with pointy ears named Henry. I love to bake pies, hike mountains and I'm a pescetarian, which means the only meat I eat is fish.

 

Evan and I like to be bums together when we're not working. We drink a lot of 24 oz. Bud Lights and are Guitar Hero rivals, although he is slightly better than me. We both love electronic music, sweatpants, television, spicy Mexican food, hot sauce, and food in general.

Cheesy fantasy novels

Submitted by Samuel T.

It'd be really nice if you guys could do a portrait of my girlfriend Lauren and I. We're both from Minnesota, and now live in Chicago. Lauren likes math and classical music, but she hates history. I like History and cheesy fantasy novels, but hate math. Umm... She's allergic to pollen and cats; we both don't like Twitter; Lauren really likes to ice skate; I think Exile on Main Street is the best album of all time; Lauren wants to go to France at some point. This October, we visited Lincoln's home in Springfield, IL.

Caturday

This is me, my bestest friend in the whole wide world, and her fiance. We're dorks. She went around my Facebook and commented on tewnety pictures, this one included, about how big my boobs are. It was also Caturday, so I dressed for the occasion. I know the quality is poop because it's a photo booth picture, but this is one of my favorites.

Portrait by Lindsey K.