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Entries in christmas (20)

Wednesday
Jan182012

True Love

Submitted by Yvonne J.

This is my boyfriend & I. Clearly, we have a loving relationship built on mutual respect. I like every single animal ever & he likes Jeeps & motorcycles. The only thing we really agree on is that I'm the funniest of the two. I keep because he's handy around the house & can fix absolutely anything. I have also attached a photo of my dog because he is pretty fantastic. Crowd favorite dead serious. He is very old & cranky. He hates having his photo taken. Despite this, I take his photo a lot. He likes to sleep under the Christmas tree & pee on the rug in the bathroom. We love him. Most days.

Portrait by Tina K.


Sunday
Dec252011

Panda Christmas

Submitted by Amanda B.

We love Christmas (Duh.) Patrick likes superheroes. Amanda likes pandas (of the giant variety).


Sunday
Dec252011

Calvin, Will, and Bella

Submitted by Tara B.

 

These are my three kids, Calvin, Will, and Bella. Calvin (15 yrs old) has autism and dresses up as Aragorn from Lord of the Rings.  He loves playing sword fights. Will (10 yrs old) loves skateboarding and being a daredevil. Bella (6yrs old) loves chipmunks and singing. She also loves unicorns. I would LOVE to give them one of your drawings for Christmas. They would just love it!

 

Saturday
Dec242011

Crazy love affair

Submitted by Megan Z.

These are pictures of me and my boyfriend. We started this crazy love affair in Ireland. He loves soccer and Guiness. I would be happy being a hippie riding on my beach cruiser adopting every little puppy I find. We already have two dogs, a shar pei and a black one with pointy ears. My boyfriend would like for us to be on a mountain (me snowboarding and him skiing).


Saturday
Dec242011

Sisterly Love

Submitted by Krista R.

I'm looking to get a FCP for my sister (Lindsay, 17) who is the most difficult person in the world to buy for. We live in Canada, in two different provinces so we don't get to see each other as much as we would like so this would be a great gift for the both of us. We never got along as kids she like to beat me up with brooms, bats and, well, Fruit Loops, which has a really funny story behind it but I wont bore you with the details (the story involved a bowl a spoon and a few fowl words.) But we get along great now and if your wondering she is younger than me. She is graduating high school this year. I would like a funnier pic but with some kind of sisterly love incorporated. Lindsay is the blonder one, and she's a great younger sister she's beautiful smart and an amazing friend. I'm the one with the brown hair turning 22 next month. We both love christmas and love being with the family over the holidays so we look forward to planning out Christmas every year. 


Thursday
Dec152011

Christmas Spirit

Submitted by Danielle D.

Well, I'm a lifelong ginger and proud of it! This is me in front of my super interesting white wall :)  I'm wearing a dress, and to be honest I pretty much always wear dresses. I do feel pretty self conscious about some areas of my body and dresses can skim them quite well. Plus I feel girly! My family's a bit different I guess as we eat prawns with mayonnaise at Christmas time- don't know why that's just how it is! I remember being a bit disapointed when my Dad put a full stocking down on my foot at 4 in the morning, thus guaranteeing that I aged 5 would wake up and see him. But actually, Christmas is still amazing and I believe more now in their being some kind of special spirit around at that time of year than I ever did in Father Christmas :) Very excited about Christmas you can probably tell.


Sunday
Dec112011

Secret Santa

I need to get a friend a funny and/or awkward secret santa gift. It would be great if she could be portrayed in a possibly not-so-flattering manner. Something that would render her speechless when I reveal this hideous portrait of her in front of 35-40 of our peers.


Monday
Dec052011

Christmas Card

Submitted by Stephanie O.

I'm looking for some help with my Christmas cards. I would love to get a beautiful (or crappy) portrait of us to send out this holiday season.

Monday
Nov282011

Festive

Submitted by Jennifer M.

 

Please draw myself and my roommate! We will be putting this in our Christmas picture frame, so please make it festive! We're hardcore crafters—crocheting in particular.