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Entries in coffee (10)

Sunday
Jan062013

Cats for Obama

Submitted by Lauren F.

Chances are if you see me, I will be rocking my Ray Bans, a bum hat, and a delightfully hideous old man sweater. (each of these can be seen in the pics included! woo!) Also, if you see me I will probably be riding my longboard because its my favorite mode of transportation.  I also have a consuming obsession with cats, even though I don't have any. (boo.) Seriously, cats are lovely. I especially like cats for Obama! (google it, you wont be disappointed. woot woot for democratic felines!) AND OH!! I love love LOVE tea and coffee. Its safe to say its an addiction, for real. Along with cheese. Holy socks I like cheese. Any form/ type is fine with me! Weeeeee!


Sunday
Nov112012

Teeth brush

Submitted by Monique P.

I'm a redhead, and I love popcorn and Starbucks. If I could live off of those two items, I would. I have a cat named Charlie who is my little fur baby. Charlie is a cat that thinks he is a dog, and he enjoys eating dog treats.

Portrait by Sridhar B.

Thursday
Nov242011

Banjo Granny

Submitted by Hannah B.

My name is Hannah, otherwise known as Banjo Granny. I am sincerely addicted to the Avett Brothers, and like to think I am one of the pretty girls they often sing about. I have a banjo that I can't play very well. My friends call me deaf because I misunderstand things all the time. I get mistaken for Taylor Lautner quite a bit, so I suppose I'm somewhat wolfish. I have a collection of about 50 headbands and scarves that I wear daily with my chacos. I am an art major and am obsessed with interesting typography. Coffee coffee coffee. 


Friday
Nov042011

Gingers

Submitted by Ally L.

Hello, my name is Ally and my boyfriend is Max. We live in Sydney, Australia and have a cat named Tiger. We are all sort of ginger (currently). Ally likes tea and Max likes coffee. Ally likes computers and Max likes guitars. 

Second portrait by Scott C.

Tuesday
Oct042011

Photographers

Submitted by Jennifer J.

Jen (the one with the longer hair) (left) Val (the one with the shorter hair—right.) We are photographers, business partners love our camera’s, Tim Hortons coffee runs, MSN picture exchanging while we work well into the night editing and editing and we talk a lot .... like a lot ... and mostly bullshit. I am the quieter one (not by all that much) Val is the one that well .... is loud .... like really loud haha! We balance our home lives with work well ....  usually I have a baby on my hip while doing any work and Val’s screaming at her kids.

Portrait by Hannah B.

Monday
Sep262011

Magnetic Zeros

 

Submitted by Brianna R.

+ I love starbucks iced coffee.
+ I play the ukulele {favourite song;; Home by Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros}
+ I love Orange County, California.
+ music, art, photography, movies and food are my life.
+ candy is my favourite thing.
+ vegetarian/pescatarian.
+ I love my family and friends.
+ thank JESUS for ipods.


 

Thursday
Aug112011

The Lorax

Submitted by Alex S.

My name is Alex. Ok, actually it's Alexandra but that's too long and no one ever says the whole thing which sucks because there are roughly seven thousand Alex's everywhere I go and I get tired of people calling my name all the time. 

That aside, I like raptors - both the birds and dinosaurs, v-neck t-shirts, coffee, and the Lorax. I'm also trying to own a copy of every Dr. Seuss book ever published. 

Portrait by guest artist Jessica F.

Wednesday
Jul202011

Cornelius

Submitted by Katheryn M.

I want to surprise my boyfriend with this picture. We have a long-term goal of getting a dachshund and naming him Cornelius. My boyfriend is a Jazz Studies major and plays the saxophone. I like coffee and want to take over the world.


 

Monday
Jul112011

Poop the Cat

We love each other. I love ice cream, he loves coffee. We're getting a kitten and naming it Poop.