Clouds for eternity

Submitted by Morgan H.

This is a photo of myself and my boyfriend, taken at our close friends' wedding. It was one of the best days I've ever had with him. Almost better than a day in the life of a couple of unicorns who live in the clouds looking at
clouds and eating clouds for eternity.

We Hate Disneyworld

Submitted by Jessica P.

We're Kirby and Jessica and we're newlyweds. We like 50's rock and roll, the movie Clifford, and twice a year Kirby's family goes to Disneyworld. We hate it there.

Flora Day

Submitted by Amy C.

I would be absolutely delighted if you could wangle a crappy portrait to commemorate the anniversary of my boyfriend Kev and I. The picture was taken after a weird pagan ceremony (think like Wicker Man but with more lacy gloves) in my home town of Helston, Cornwall, UK - everyone dances around waving bracken, playing trombones, slaying papermache dragons etc.  Ostensibly it's a ceremony to welcome in the summer, but really it's a chance for everyone to come home, drink ale and wave sticks about without their mum shouting 'you'll have someone's eye out with that!'. It rained, and that's why we're super-damp in this picture. 

What we like to do when we're not damp and tiddly pagans: Kev is a back-slapping team player, enjoying rugby, cricket, football, '90s bands and musicals - basically, anything which involves getting into a crowd and shouting,  he is there. I like to read books, watch films, and read the spoilers to films. I like flowers, in all guises - indiscriminately, a bit like a bee.

Dancing in the Moonlight

Submitted by Kelsey M.

Zed and I have been dating for awhile, so I wanted to get him a crappy portrait of us. He likes to play video games, and I like to pretend I am a puppy. Our relationship is a lot of me dragging him around to do childish things that he normally wouldn't do. We met when we were in a play together, and on our first date we climbed trees, and everywhere we go we are always dancing! We were in a 7-11 once buying water bottles before we performed our play, and the song "Dancing in the Moonlight" came on and he twirled me around the store and we danced till the entire song was over, then we continued to the checkout line.

Jinx and Oliver

Submitted by Sharon S.

My photo is one of my engagement photos, with me attempting my best modeling pose and my poor hubby banished to the background. (I'd love to model, but at 4'10" it ain't gonna happen). We have two dogs, Jinx and Oliver. Jinx, a pitbull mix, who is a major coach potato and would like nothing more than to sleep all day. But Oliver, our puggle puppy, won't let him. He's the troublemaker. His crazy amounts of puppy energy make him steal Jinx's bones, open cabinets looking for food (they now have child locks), and gnaw on Jinx's legs. They also love to play tug of war with my husband's socks. Oliver often wins. He doesn't have the power of Jinx's pitbull jaw, but he knows how to outsmart him by wrapping the sock around the coffee table leg as leverage.

Deployment

Submitted by Candace M.

Hi guys! I would LOVE to get a crappy portrait to pack away in my man's deployment gear so he can get a good laugh when he finds it in Afghanistan! I'm Candace and my husband's name is Britt. He's a soldier in the Army and deploying to Afghanistan for the second time. We got married in July, but kept it a secret. I'm a nanny for three kids, which can drive my OCD self crazy! In my very rare spare time, I'm always cleaning up, decorating and reorganizing the house. He plays xbox on his down time and like to play paintball or go shooting with friends from work. We love to cook dinner together and I have a major sweet tooth! Our two grey cats are like our children - Weezy and Zulu. They are fat and spoiled! Weezy is like a dog - he plays fetch and tug of war, and they've both mastered the art of begging for food. They run the house!

Shooting Range

Submitted by Anna T.

My boyfriend surprised this weekend by taking me to a shooting range. A little bit about us, we're two of the goofiest people out there. He's an Engineer who is really into Timberland (which is lame) and Biggie Smalls (much less lame). I'm studying Environmental studies and Spanish and I love to cook. Neither of us are into guns or hunting but I'd never done it before! At least now I'll be ready for the zombie apocalypse! 

Here's a haiku!
Zombies are comin
So Aaron taught me to shoot
Now they goin down.

ASL

Submitted by Laura M.

This is a picture of me and my boyfriend. I really love dinosaurs, doggies, Breaking Bad, and bananas. My boyfriend knows ASL and likes doggies too. I go to UC Berkeley and I'm supposed to be doing homework right now. I really like to draw, but no one ever draws me anything. Ever. Did I mention I like dinosaurs? Also, this isnt my real mustache.

Portrait by Hannah B.

Wizarding World

Submitted by Miranda

Adam and I have been married for 5 years! Samson is our Boston Terrier and Feta is our French Bulldog. We just got back from The Wizarding World of Harry Potter...we both got wands and it was a blast. Adam, works IT and is very smart and laid back and I am a wedding photographer who is very loud and all out there...but we make the perfect team.