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Thursday
Apr052012

The Arborist

Submitted by Erin V.

A little about me: Love wine, our dogs, horses, cowboy boots and hanging out with our friends and family

My husband (Kevin) and I were married on May 18, 2011. He is also into trees (he is an arborist), tropical beaches and all things sports. Together we like watching sports, hiking, hanging out with our dogs, camping, road trips, wine tasting. The picture attached of Kevin and me is on our honeymoon in Belize!

 

 

Wednesday
Apr042012

Chubi and Jerkface

Submitted by John G.

Hi, in these two pictures we have Chubi (girl) and Jerkface (Boy). He likes Superman and bananas and she likes back massages and Batman. Together they are an unstoppable team of laughter and singing.


Tuesday
Apr032012

Toilet Joke

Submitted by Janessa O.

Jason and I have been together for almost 5 years. We're getting married this year on November 17th. Jason is a country boy to a T. He loves to shoot his bow at targets and fishing is his passion. (really anything with fishing is more entertaining to him than me cracking a lame joke) I on the other hand an a suburb girl and love to play with our kitten Shark Attack. I'm the more goofy side of our relationship and tell corny jokes. Like this one, "What did the toilet say to the other toilet?"... nothing? Well it said, "You're looking flushed!" Hahaha... still nothing? Oh well, I tried.

Portrait by Meg W.


Wednesday
Mar282012

Alaska

Submitted by Kyla

We met in Alaska. On a missions trip. We love Jesus, moose {because we met in Alaska} and each other. Evan loves football, my smile, steak, the color green... I love flowers, Evan's smile/laugh, dancing, and instant photos.

We love to hug. As you can tell from this picture. We plan to attend Appalachian State University together {which is in the mountains...}


Monday
Mar262012

Secret Identities

Submitted by Francesca

This is my boyfriend and I. We obsess over video games and belt out Glee songs while driving around together. We also enjoy buying cookie cakes off the sale rack and reminiscing about things such as Blink 182 and the Muppets. Don't tell anyone, but our secret superhero identities are the Flash and Wonder Woman. 

Portrait by Rachel A.

Monday
Mar192012

Shark Attack

Submitted by Ashley C.

This is me and my husband Kenny! We live in Texas during the summers while we finish college, and we spend our summers here in Hawaii! This is how we typically spend our days...surfing and laughing in the water. We have a dog named Bernard who is also a water dog and would be out in the water surfing with us every day if he could! We love being outside and we love to travel.


Monday
Mar122012

Moving Out

Submitted by Emma B.

This is me and my boyfriend Marc and we're moving in together at the end of January. We already have a cat called Trevor (black, scared) and a million and one books and DVDs. I've got a vision of us in our house with just piles and piles of crap we don't need getting bigger all around us, until eventually it collapses in and kills us.

Marc does comedy and likes Blur and the Smashing Pumpkins. I do gin and like Belle and Sebastian and tweeness, cats, Bowie and babushka dolls. It's all going to work out fine.


Monday
Mar122012

Mini Farm

Submitted by Monica C.

We have been together for 10 years, married for 7. We have a 7 yr old boy and a 2 1/2 year old girl. We live in Arizona. We have a mini farm; horses, cows, dogs, cats, chickens.


Wednesday
Mar072012

Green nutmeats

Submitted by Michael T.

We're Joanna and Michael. We're aspiring artists, pistachio enthusiasts (did you know they grow on trees?), some call us nomads. We prefer traveling dreamers. While submitting this photo we've consumed an inordinate amount of those green nutmeats.