Submitted by Meghan B.
This is my friend Ellie. My friends and I have an inside joke that she's going to meet a guy at a bar who is a felon, a leper, and wearing chain mail made of silver sequins. Unfortunately, there is no man in particular who fits this description, so I have included a picture of Ryan Gosling. As for this charming woman, her most delightful qualities are that she eats cheese late at night in her closet, she makes puns about anything and everything, she adores Victorian literature, and pretends to speak French. She likes beer and dinosaurs, although usually not together.