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Monday
Jan072013

Aussies

Submitted by Alyce S.

Hi! I’m Alyce & the fellow is Michael!! He likes beer! I like any orange drink. Our cat is a Mexican loco ninja kitteh who goes by the name of “Mr Jigga”!
The guy we live with looks like a potato, I've had a fear of potatos since I was like 7 :l – Im fearful sleeping :/
We love love love cheese!
Bulldog named Bruty Mactooty – he does the worst farts (we call them BFs – Bruty farts) he also skate boards > and has a crush on ninja cat.
We call Australia homeeee! Harry Potter obessed! Sunglasses = love!


Friday
Oct192012

Kansas City

 

Submitted by Kristina C.

Me – Awesome stay at home mom and photographer. I was an art teacher before having my kiddo, one kid is way harder than a few hundred. I love watching the Food Network and going to Disneyworld. I’m a KU grad so I love the Jayhawks and walking up large hills.

Hubby – Works in IT, yet is much cuter than most IT nerds. Has a serious obsession with watches, cars and whiskey. He loves to drink wine and wants to move to Switzerland. 

Kiddo – the little guy is 3 and talks like he is the boy from Jerry McGuire (although he uses his brain to say witty, hilarious stuff rather than scientific boring mumbo jumbo). He loves space ships, Mickey Mouse, Tom & Jerry and tackling people.


Thursday
Sep272012

Our French Bulldog

Submitted by Ashley W.

We are awesome, we love horror films and wine, we are planning our wedding for sometime this year, Ashley goes to hair school and Kalin is a light and sound tech for concerts and other events, we are obsessed with getting tattoos and we want a french bulldog! So if you could just include one and pretend it is ours that would be neat!


Sunday
Apr012012

Labyrinth

Submitted by MacKensie G.

We're both huge classic rock fans, in fact Austin's kind of in love with Steve Perry of Journey and I named my beagle mix Ziggy Stardust after David Bowie - and while we're on the topic of Bowie, we dressed up as King Jareth and Sara from "Labyrinth" for Halloween. We're both training for a marathon, graduated from the University of Florida (Go Gators!) and are from a small hick town called Ocala. We like Super Mario Brothers, musicals, partying and eating at TGI Fridays. He loves Star Wars and climbing trees, and I love reading and crafting. Oh, and I recently cut of 17" of hair for Locks of Love!

Tuesday
Feb282012

Sheep Farm

Submitted by Sadie P.

I’d love a portrait of my mum for her 70th birthday. She loves a party, loves her dogs (border collies) and is known for always having lots of them, she has 7 grandchildren and her husband is Malcolm, she also loves her garden and gets stuck into it (not really into roses and flowers). They live on a wheat and sheep farm north of Perth, WA.


 

Saturday
Feb252012

Welcome to the Jungle

Submitted by Amira G.

Marrying Brandon was one of the best days of my life! Not only is he one of the smartest people I know (he just graduated from Law School), he's also one of the most fun to be around and talented men I've ever met (he sings and plays guitar in an 80's hair band, need I say more?) He also rides a motorcycle, surfs and welds furniture.

I'm a librarian-in-training (almost done with my Master's program in Library Science) and mom to our four-legged daughter Lucy:-) We all live in a little house by the beach.

Portrait by Andrea M.

Wednesday
Feb152012

Weirdest Roommates

Submitted by Molly M.

This is a picture of my three roommates and I. We live in the middle of nowhere, Georgia and are all freshman in college. Chelsea on the far left has a bizarre fascination for milk. Her hair is a curly fro before she straightens it. When she's not sleeping you can find her in her bright purple towel wrap hitting on guys. Second from the left is Emily. Emily is almost a legal midget and is obsessed with wearing designer jeans. She also loves to drink her Diet Coke, if she doesn't have Diet Coke she can't wake up in the morning... literally! I'm the third from the left holding our dog Levi. We adopted Levi outside of a Walmart shopping center and snuck him in our dorm room for the night. We payed $50 for him and only had him for one night because our air vents circulate throughout the whole building. But it's ok because our R.A. never found out :) On the right side of the picture is Francesca. Francesca can do a mean impersonation of Adolf Hitler. She used to play softball. She also slept through a deafening fire alarm in our building once. We're the four weirdest roommates you'll ever meet. The End.


Tuesday
Feb142012

Records

Submitted by Sara H.

We are highschool sweethearts getting married this August.
Mike thinks Sara loves her golden retriever more than she loves him.
Mike loves folk music.
Sara is terrified of flying and cruises
Sara wants to live off of pasta when they get married.
Mike & Sara love anything vintage. Records are the best.

Portrait by Megan R.

Saturday
Feb112012

100% German

Submitted by Jaclyn P.

Evan plays a lot of soccer, he's an architect, and he currently lives with three cats (Spaghetti (red), Theo (grey) and Fred (black and white)) and four guy friends in a dirty boy house. He loves sneakers and has a really crappy cell phone that doesn't have sound, doesnt vibrate, and has tape holding the battery in. His family is 100% German.

I'm Mexican, Italian and Polish. I manage two yoga studios in Michigan, I have a little red Australian shepherd with pointy ears named Henry. I love to bake pies, hike mountains and I'm a pescetarian, which means the only meat I eat is fish.
 
Evan and I like to be bums together when we're not working. We drink a lot of 24 oz. Bud Lights and are Guitar Hero rivals, although he is slightly better than me. We both love electronic music, sweatpants, television, spicy Mexican food, hot sauce, and food in general.