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Entries in food (16)

Thursday
Nov222012

Youtuber

Submitted by Chloe L.

I'm 17 and I make YouTube videos. I often clone myself for my videos because I don't have any friends. My dream job is to be a YouTuber for the rest of my life. I appear to be shy in person, but on YouTube, I make crazy rap music videos and sketches. I am vegan, and I enjoy sewing, cooking, and filmmaking. I also love Doctor Who. My best friends are my MacBook Pro, my camera, and food. And I want to marry Charlie McDonnell even though he has a girlfriend. 


Monday
Feb202012

I Love Squirrels

Submitted by Adam P.

I love squirrels.


Wednesday
Jan112012

Africa

Submitted by Katie K.

We are Katie and Josh but people call him Kuby and he calls me Kate. Make sense? Eating is our favorite thing. He plays guitar and is a pastor and I'm a sixth grade English teacher. Africa is our MOST favorite place in the world. We are going to adopt children from Africa.. hence how much we love it. We pretty much watch movies all the time and eat home made popcorn. I'm a big fan of his beard. and a photographer wannabe. 

Portrait by Vita


Thursday
Dec152011

Copious Amounts of Food

Submitted by Aubrey S.

This is my best friend Ammon and I. We love consuming copious amounts of food, singing loudly to music (hopefully at concerts, mostly in cars), and holding pinkies. Ammon rides a unicycle, clogs, and does magic. I do jazz, sing, and whip my hippie hair back and forth.


 

 

Tuesday
Dec132011

Secret Supper Club

Submitted by Aoife

My name is Aoife (pronounced eefeh) it's Irish, and I live in Edinburgh in Scotland. I host a secret supper club every two weeks in my home - this means that every two weeks 12 complete strangers turn up at my door looking for food.  The supper club doing really well and people have been writing about it in newspapers and magazines. Everytime I get interviewed I get asked for a portrait shot. My friend took this photo, he's a brilliant photographer, but I flinch whenever someone points a camera at me, so always look crappy/sleepy in photos. I would love one of your crappy portraits to give to people when they ask for a picture of me. 


Monday
Nov212011

Namaste!

Submitted by Sunshine

Hi, my name is Sunshine (not my real name...this is my stage name). I believe that the whole world is my stage and there is a constant soundtrack running inside my head. I like to teach yoga classes in a silly way because I think it should be fun. I have two dogs and one cat who were all rescued from the street. I LOVE praying mantis; they seem to follow me around. My favorite foods are peaches, cucumbers and french fries.


Monday
Oct102011

My Last Meal

Submitted by Emma A.

This picture of me was taken while I was visiting my boyfriend in Devon last week. He took me out for dinner to say sorry for moving away and making me move out of our flat by myself. He's a good boyfriend/Ginger Giant and he obviously has learnt that the way to my heart is food and copious amounts of cider.

I think about food all the time. In the shower, when feeding my fat goldfish Clementine, during very boring meetings and even when I should be thinking about something else like kissing my boyfriend back. Right now I am thinking about the possibility of adding fennel to my sausage and lentil casserole. I will ponder this for at least an hour.

The first question that I ask someone new is 'What would you choose as your last meal before you DIE?' (I like to make the end dramatic so they take it seriously). My last meal is currently 7 courses long and would include; prawns, crisps and sour cream dip, roast chicken, pumpkin and meringues.

My favourite colour is navy blue, I love The Carpenters and will dress up as a pirate without much encouragement.

Portrait by Mirabel O.

Thursday
Sep292011

Bangalicious

Submitted by Amber S.

My name is Amber, I own way to many dresses. I have thick bangs that take up 50% of my face. My son Ethan is four and one of the pickiest eaters you will ever come across. He doesn't eat anything except peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches. Peyton is one, and is the opposite of Ethan in everyway. She LOVES food and would eat all day until she exploded, and then probably eat some more. She also likes to wear bows in her hair. 

Portrait by Hannah B.

Wednesday
Sep072011

Amy and Nathan

Submitted by Amy S.

This is me and my boyfriend! His name is Nathan and mine, Amy! We love bunnies, kittens, and eating! He is a graphic designer and I am a photographer!