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Entries in gangster (3)

Saturday
Nov192011

The Jones Gang

Submitted by Simon C.

Me and my 2 friends are a member of a rap gang, and would love a free crappy portrait. We are called The Jones Gang, and are part parody, and part hell-raising gangsters. We are white, middle class and love our Biggie, 2Pac, Mos Def... you name it! Our rap aliases are (going from left to right) Puppy-Love Jones, Gatzby Jones and Psac Jones.

 

Friday
Sep302011

All-encompass His Radness

Submitted by Shawn Princell

Attached is a picture of my cousin Ruggs. He can be described as a pink fanny pack crammed with a pair of dice, a stack of dominos, a Too Short mix tape and a Fleer baseball card of Kirby Puckett. He's gangsterish on the outside, but incredibly witty and charming on the inside. He also has an unusual fascination with a mustachioed moose jumping over a river of lava while chasing a Minotaur (half man, half bull). I hope you can all-encompass his radness.

Portrait by Sarah L.

Saturday
Aug132011

Jessica and Andy

Submitted by Jessica P.

We are Jessica and Andy. We got married on Friday the 13th of August 2010. We both love long boarding. Jessica loves unicorns and glitter, bright colored things, especially purple and playing volleyball. She wants a pet pig and is obsessed with hippie vans. Andy calls her his "beach angel."  Andy loves playing baseball, speaking Russian, being gangster and snowboarding. He calls himself "the brick wall."

Portrait by guest artist Ashley P