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Entries in giraffe (8)

Sunday
Feb192012

Never Fear

Submitted by Kristina S.

Jason is a 6'2" security guard who is also trained in fire rescue and emergency response. 

I'm Kristina. A graphic designer who runs her own business by day, and immerses herself in TV shows on DVD at night. I have an obsession with giraffes.

Together, Jason and I love to shop around for new an exciting beers to try, restaurants to eat at and for the most part, we just love to curl up on the couch with a good movie and be cute. Aw.


Saturday
Oct222011

Michael Jackson's Reclusive Giraffe

Submitted by Jadyn H. (Lady Jane, Rupert, whatevs...)

I sing, act, play instruments, dance without coordination, dress without matching, laugh uncontrollably, and love unconditionally. It's a gift... and a curse. I'm a dog person. Especially a big dog person. Especially a boxer dog person. I'm not a picky eater, I just love food! Daffodils are my favorite flower. Purple is my favorite color. Rain is my favorite weather. My quest at the moment is to see with my own two eyes a reclusive giraffe that lives along a backroad behind my neighborhood. Said giraffe once belonged to Michael Jackson. This is a true story.


Monday
Sep052011

¿Qué?

 

Submitted by Emily J.

Attached is an epic picture of my boy Jacques (on the left with the hat) with his buddy Andrew at some party.

Jacques likes:
- giraffes because he kinda looks like one
- Mexican accents because he can do an awesome one (his favorite expressions are ''¿Qué? '' and ''Dos equis''
- Drinking beer and smoking funny stuff


 

Friday
Sep022011

The Three of Us

Submitted by Mandy

I'd like a drawing of my family to blow up and hang in my house! I'm including 3 photos: one of me, one of my daughter, and a photo of my husband (we have very few of us together that show us all well.) If you could put us all in one drawing I'd be really excited. 

Some fact about us:
I'm 5' tall and husband is 6'1
Daughter's favorite toy is Sophie the Giraffe
My favorite color is purple! 
Husband loves hacky sack and always wears hooded sweatshirts
Daughter is most always wearing headbands, and loves owls


Wednesday
Aug172011

Jellyfishies

Submitted by Ashley D.

We are Ashley and Jeffrey. Recently married, but in love for 5 years :) We love to go on adventures! We have gone hobbit hunting, giraffe feeding, ice castle exploring, seen the UP house, and even been stung by jellyfishies in Mexico. Basically, we make some pretty unforgettable memories together.

Portrait by guest artist Kim W.


Thursday
May052011

Squash Face

Submitted by Gerald O.

A Squash accident: I see the ball, my feet meet and PAF! several pink rabbits and a few "turquoise giraffes!


Saturday
Feb122011

Mariachi

 

Submitted by Leo

Guest portrait by Iris K.

Friday
Jan212011

A Poem

 

I like sugar coated candy
I find it to be quite dandy.
My favourite animal could be a giraffe or fox
and even sometimes a kitten in a box.