Spicy Grads

Submitted by Nicole L.

I am the one in the black and Hayley is the graduate. We are BFFs but it took a while for that to happen because she is shy and she thinks that I'm crazy weird. She like giraffes and I like elephants. We have matching black VW Jettas. I am a girly girl but it was quite the battle to get her to wear a prom dress. She likes sports and once she tried to teach me play basketball...but I was wearing heels so it didn't really work. We don't really know why we are friends. But we are and that's what counts.

Playing Dress-Up

Submitted by Rachel M.

We are Rachel, Leah, and Skyler. Respectively. Leah is the cousin of Rachel on one side of the family and Skyler on the other. Skyler and Rachel are in the same grade so they grew up as best friends. Leah may be 4 years younger than us but the 3 of us are complete together.

Rachel enjoys her 18 nieces and nephews and playing the harmonica. Leah enjoys baking and reading. Skyler enjoys stalking celebrities and playing the cello.

They all enjoy tennis, food, and playing dress-up.

Portrait by Lauren J.

Weekend Strippers

Submitted by Katie P.

Jessica is on the left, she is an artist. Katie on the right plays the french horn. They're both weekend strippers and enjoy a nice panini. They prefer to be depicted riding a magical dragon.

Priorities

Submitted by Michelle B.

I am turning 18 years old in 2 months, graduating in 6 months, entering the university in 9 months, and eating a hot dog in 10 minutes.

10 minutes away has never looked so good.

Graduation in Scotland

Submitted by Alexandria B.

Hello there! This is my boyfriend and me right after graduation in Scotland on 30 November this year. There was a bagpiper, a fancy ceremony, and loads of snow. He had to carry me because it was too cold to walk in nice shoes and bare legs. Now we're headed back to California to start a company, get married, and have abnormally intelligent and good-looking babies ... also German Shepherds. Your crappy portrait will commemorate our second graduation together, so thank you!

Your German Shepards have magnificent balance upon those mountain tops while sharing a bagpipe (I think they're smoking it even though I told them that's not the intended purpose). If you're wondering about the skiiers....they're your abnormally beautiful children. Fate has not allowed me to reveal their faces to you just yet, but trust me....they're lovely...and quite skilled on the slopes too.

Love, Alyssa

Titillating Tassels

Submitted by Edigio I.

This is a picture of me and my brother in law at my college graduation a few years ago. He is the brother I always wanted and i repay him by blinding him with my tassel. Please make this classic picture into a crappy portrait.

Edigio also wrote us a lovely biography for our Artists page.

One Turtle

Submitted by Rebecca F.

This is me and my bff Cara. We met 3 years ago during our first year of law school. We just graduated this May from Georgetown Law and these are pictures of us at graduation in our stupid caps and gowns. They were....purple velvet. Now we are separated by 3000+ miles while she studies for the Virginia Bar in DC and I study for the California Bar in California. She hates birds. I love turtles.