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Saturday
Feb042012

Caterpillar

Submitted by Steven S.

This is Kyle. He's known locally as the king of awkward humor. We love him. He plays the bass guitar and starred as Castro in a parody film named El Niño Latino.

More facts about Kyle:
He likes to do Ringo impressions
He bawls his eyes out every time he hears "Someone Like You" by Adele
He may or may not be a caterpillar
He occasionally drives his car to school while playing Nintendogs

Portrait by Henry B.


Thursday
Feb022012

Native Hoosiers

Submitted by Danielle R.

We're Chase and Danielle. We recently got married this past June, 2011. We live in Austin, TX but are native Hoosiers! Chase is a Forensic Scientist and works for the DNA crime lab here in Austin. He is a huge Green Bay Packers fan, loves his Playstation 3, snowboarding (even though we don't get much snow here in TX), cooking, and traveling. Danielle is a Music Therapist and works with children who have developmental disabilities. Danielle likes to sing, play guitar and piano, watch reality TV and the Indy Colts, paint her nails, and capture all of life's moments on her camera. We both enjoy a good glass of wine and our kitty! Our little cat is named Spectre (spec-ter) and she just turned one. She loves to play with her moose, hair ties, and her long purple ribbon that she carries around like a dog carries its bone. She's our little cuddle bug!


Wednesday
Feb012012

Kitty Hats

Submitted by SD

This picture is from when my boyfriend had his tonsils removed and he was pretty much on bed rest (and really strong pain killers). The drugs made him a little silly, hence the kitty hats. Anywho, things we like?

Me: The colour green, zebra print, viruses, the smell of vanilla, crappy horror movies, The Legend of Zelda

Him: Space, astronauts, aliens, bass guitar, making silly faces

Us: tattoos, video games, foot rubs, pore cleansing, kitty hats (as can be seen in the picture), science, cuddling, TENTACLES!


Wednesday
Jan252012

Natural Talents

Submitted by John F.

This is Nathan. He think's he's a hipster (but isn't really), plays guitar too much, and doesn't smoke pot. He once pretended to be a bird and hid in the woods at night for hours. He has an obsessive personality and many natural talents. 


Wednesday
Jan112012

Africa

Submitted by Katie K.

We are Katie and Josh but people call him Kuby and he calls me Kate. Make sense? Eating is our favorite thing. He plays guitar and is a pastor and I'm a sixth grade English teacher. Africa is our MOST favorite place in the world. We are going to adopt children from Africa.. hence how much we love it. We pretty much watch movies all the time and eat home made popcorn. I'm a big fan of his beard. and a photographer wannabe. 

Portrait by Vita


Wednesday
Dec282011

Mask Making

Submitted by Christian C.

I live in Milwaukee. I have a twin sister. I like psychedelic fuzzy guitar music, scotch, wearing masks for no reason at all. I'm a huge minimalist but I have a collection of Jokers (playing cards). In my spare time I do crosswords and make art ranging from mask making, colouring books, paintings, and dioramas.

Saturday
Nov192011

Not Mormons

Submitted by Nic C.

This is not a trick of the eye. He stands a foot taller. At least. The one with the beard plays guitar. The other one (with the beard) is a body builder. Also, he is Jewish and looks like Jesus. Both the ones with the beards are married (to fine young gals, not each other). Also, they are not Mormons.

Portrait by Jessie W.

Monday
Nov142011

Domo

Submitted by Griselda S. 

She likes: Domo, mustaches, Polaroids, photography, and all things retro. 
He likes- running, playing guitar, singing, and growing out his facial hair. 
We like- llamas, movie theaters, and In-n-Out!

Friday
Nov112011

Frankie the Handful

Submitted by Victoria A.

We live in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. He works in insurance by day and plays piano in a band. He also plays flute and accordion. I write for a living, and love dancing and animals, especially dogs. In fact, we have our own dog. His name is Frankie and he's a handful. He's a schnauzer/jack russell mix. Danny and I both like running, working out, and watching movies together. We've both taken guitar lessons together. Danny doesn't have hair on his head, and my hair is long and brown.