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Entries in ice cream (27)

Saturday
Oct202012

Ice Cream Shop

Submitted by Justina R.

This is Eric (my boyfriend of almost 4 years) and myself! I'm going to college for photography and I work as a school portrait photographer. Eric is a HVAC Technician. We both work together at an ice cream shop on the weekends. We like movies, going camping, and traveling (we just went to Chicago!) He is really enthusiastic about fishing and camo hats and beards. I like Star Wars and I'm all about whatever he's about because I love him!


Wednesday
Apr042012

Thing 1 + Thing 2

Submitted by Marisa A.

This is Marisa and Britney. They are two girls who love to have fun....as is obvious in the picture:) Their interests include doing back flips all over, giving piggy back rides, and having a rip-roarin' good time! Oh and of course we like to eat, sleep, run, jam out to music, and other good stuff like that. For example, midnight sledding, hottubbing, and ice cream runs. We gotta live it up now while we are still single and without children, right??! College is great, we absolutely love it!

Portrait by Candice C.


Thursday
Jan262012

Hungry Seagulls

Submitted by Vita

I would really love a free crappy portrait of me and my best friend Sameer. Normally I draw us a lot but he says my drawings aren't very good (not much of a friend, is he?) so I thought it would be fun to get someone else to draw us instead. This photo was taken when we were going on a bus trip to the beach in Great Yarmouth, East Anglia in England! That was the last day I saw him before he went to university, so it was a very important day for us. We had ice cream and got attacked by a bunch of hungry seagulls, so it was a pretty great day.


Saturday
Jan212012

The Savages

Submitted by Krista S.

We're Krista, Jesse, Nate & Riley. As a couple, we challenged status quo and started life backwards. First came love, then came the baby in the baby carriage, then came the other baby in the baby carriage, then came marriage - 11 years later!  

A little about us... Krista loves to travel and experience new cultures, she's a very picky eater and like everything plain, but she's obsessed with spices, her favorite color is aqua blue, she's addicted to ice cream…well, any kind of sweet, but ice cream would have to be one of her favorites, currently, she's obsessed with all things vampire, she's an animal lover and has a cat name Kington 2.0 – she adopted him from an animal shelter (Kingston 1.0 got lost), she's terrified of being in deep water if she can’t see the bottom – something about dead bodies coming up to grab her legs, weird, I know… 

Jesse left his heart in San Francisco, where he grew up, he's a technology addict and constantly has gadgets in his hands from his iPad to his Android phone to his tablet, just like American Express, he doesn't leave home without them, he also has a strange habit of piling his laundry in a mountain beside the bed instead of putting it in the laundry hamper - this drives Krista crazy...

Nate is a comedian, he loves telling jokes and making people laugh, he also loves all electronics and his favorite movie is Star Wars...

Riley is a little diva, she knows what she wants and goes after it, she loves reading books and her favorite series is Barney...


 

 

Thursday
Jan192012

Oh God yes

Submitted by John D.

I really like Urban Outfitters. But don't call me a hipster, those went way too mainstream. I'm vegan with the exception of ice cream. Oh god yes. 

Portrait by Alexis Z.

Friday
Dec302011

Snort

Submitted by Kayla N.

We are Kayla and Andrew. August 28th was our FIRST wedding anniversary, but we have loved each other for over 6 years. We also love our boxer dog Lola like she was a real child. She likes to make snorting sounds, play with her toys and give lots of puppy kisses. Together, we like to ride our bikes, hang out by the river cabin and eat ice cream/Slurpees. Kayla prefers the ice cream, Andrew prefers a Slurpee. 


Sunday
Dec112011

Secret Santa

I need to get a friend a funny and/or awkward secret santa gift. It would be great if she could be portrayed in a possibly not-so-flattering manner. Something that would render her speechless when I reveal this hideous portrait of her in front of 35-40 of our peers.


Thursday
Nov172011

South-freaking Dakota

Submitted by Echo S.

I am the brunette of those pictures. My cousin is the blonde girl. We are goofy, funny teenagers. Our favorite color is purple. We love puppies and bubbles. Cupcakes and ice cream (dont forget the cherry on both) are really amazing. One difference between us is that I want to be a scientist and she wants to be a singer. We don't see each other often. I live in South-freaking-Dakota and she lives in Missouri so we cant see each other. I think this would bring us closer together. We also love polka dots!


Tuesday
Nov082011

Superman

Submitted by Lisa A.

I love Mexican food and ice cream. My husband is half Japanese and loves video games and Superman.