Toilet Joke

Submitted by Janessa O.

Jason and I have been together for almost 5 years. We're getting married this year on November 17th. Jason is a country boy to a T. He loves to shoot his bow at targets and fishing is his passion. (really anything with fishing is more entertaining to him than me cracking a lame joke) I on the other hand an a suburb girl and love to play with our kitten Shark Attack. I'm the more goofy side of our relationship and tell corny jokes. Like this one, "What did the toilet say to the other toilet?"... nothing? Well it said, "You're looking flushed!" Hahaha... still nothing? Oh well, I tried.

Portrait by Meg W.

Snail Joke

How bout a joke?

So there is this snail that sells holiday wreathes door to door. He goes up to a house, knocks on the door, and waits. A man comes out, looks around and then notices the snail. The snail is about to start his pitch but all the sudden the man yells "eek" and kicks the snail away. He shuts the door and continues about his day. 10 years later, the man hears a knock and answers the door. It's the snail, he seems a bit out of breath and says "Now wtf was that all about!!??"