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Entries in llord of the rings (2)

Sunday
Dec042011

Friendship

Submitted by Loreen M.

I have a best friend named Donna. She just became engaged to the man of her dreams, Larry. They are getting married in March, but because I live on the other side of the planet, I will be unable to attend their nuptials! You see, 23 years ago I married the man of my dreams, pulled up my California roots and moved to be with Kevin in South Africa. Although the four of us have never been together, it would be great if you could do a portrait of the four of us. I'd like to give it to Donna and Larry for their wedding. All four of us love outdoors and nature. Both Larry and Kevin are amateur wildlife photographers. Donna and I are both avid Tolkien readers. (Donna resembles a hobbit as she is about 4'9".)


Friday
Aug262011

Mordor

Submitted by Amanda T.

I like bleu cheese. Maybe the fact that I like moldy cheese says something about my personality. Maybe it doesn't. But I guess it says that I'm not afraid to eat mold. Did you know mold makes penicillin? Maybe I'm a drug addict. Oh god... That's unsettling. Anyways. I have a rat, and she's awesome. Her name is Pippin, like that hobbit from Lord of the Rings, Perigrin Tuke. Which leads me to my next point. I AM A LOTR NERD. Actually I'm kinda just a nerd.:D Hooray! Umm what else. Oh, I love music. A lot. And not just lame radio stuff. I like all music. Favorite would have to be Pink Floyd. Cuz they're awesome, and David Gilmour was pretty hot, not gonna lie. :D I like bears. You should put a bear in my portrait.