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Wednesday
May252011

Tank

Submitted by Nova Rella

This is a photo of me and my best dog ever, Tank. He enjoys long walks around the block, peeing on every plant, and treats. I like books and hate taking the bus. Let me be clear: Tank and I are just friends. We don't like each other "that way," no matter what those kids at school say.


Thursday
May192011

At Trader Vic's

Submitted by Julie

Hi. This is my bf/bff Colin and me at Trader Vic's. He's a musician and luvs anything having to do with Egyptology, Formula 1 racing & rocking out. I luv pandas, Hello Kitty and Jameson's whiskey. We love playing Wii bowling for dollars with our friends and playing with our new grey kitten.


Saturday
May072011

Breed

Submitted by Dayton C.

This is from a trip I took with my then-girlfriend out to her friend's house in the country. There were these stuffed deer heads all over the place so we had a little fun with the poor guys... this one is of me in love with the deer. I love NIRVANA and tumblr


 

Friday
May062011

Surfer Elvis

Submitted by Layla

This...requires no explanation. We found him, we danced with him.


Thursday
May052011

Frenchie Loves Cockney

Submitted by Frazer F.

This picture is of myself and my lovely French lady, Sarah on a wooden ship of love and bounty, cruising the turquoise waters of Thailand on an adventure on the high seas. We met in Paris while working on a movie film. I would love to say it was love at first sight, but to my dismay when I asked her if she wanted to join me on a Nike high-top shopping in the Marais, she politely declined the offer and used the excuse of "previous family commitments" to really stick the boot in.What a fool I was. Why would this beautiful Parisian beauty want anything to do with a cockney-ruffian like myself?

Well, luckily I didn't give up that easily so I steadied my nerve and took a second shot. More out of sympathy of rejecting me again than anything else, the lovely mademoiselle agreed to a date and off we trotted through the Marais on a night of pastiche, pear cider and houseboats. 

That was 7 months ago and I now live in Paris with her. We live with 2 stuffed squirrels called "Smash" and "Grab", a green-eyed cat called Cassius and a fleet of my toy robots. They love the view of Bastille out of the window.



Saturday
Apr302011

Kids at Heart

Submitted by Erica T.

This is a picture of me and my boyfriend looking rather formal. We were at prom, to be exact. It's not shown here, but we are a crazy couple. We enjoy going absolutely anywhere and doing anything, and making the best of it. Our main thing that we both have in common is our intense love for trees and forests. We are also both little kids at heart.


Saturday
Apr022011

Family Forever

Submitted by Aimee from the StupidHippy blog

This photo is of my nine year-old daughter, Rebecca, myself, and my husband, Ed, taken on the afternoon of our wedding. On February 1 of this year, after more than 12 years together (and the making of said daughter), Ed and I got married. It was a courthouse wedding, with our daughter as our only witness. Ed and I don't really give a crap about being married, we only did it because his new company doesn't give health insurance to "domestic partners," and I needed it, so married it is. After 12 years together, we told ourselves it was no big deal, but we both cried while we recited the sappy vows, and our daughter's witnessing signature on our marriage certificate is the sweetest thing ever. I can't think of anything better to commemorate our weird wedding than a crappy portrait! All three of us love your blog, and they don't know I've sent this in, they will be so surprised! Happy spring to all of you.


Friday
Mar252011

Rescue

Submitted by Ben M.

The sideburned chap on the right is a brave young man who scaled up the mountain of K2 to get to his beloved (pictured on the left). He rescued her from the Chemistry She-Demon of Stoichiometry. They sailed on a magical polar bear to the band room of glory. They stayed there forever in love.


Monday
Mar142011

Skype Date

Submitted by Amelia and Jack

I live in SF and my boyfriend is in school in Baltimore. Needless to say, the distance is horrible! We took this picture tonight on our Skype date.

Things about us:
-our relationship single handedly pulled Continental Airlines out of bankruptcy 
-if Skype was a political candidate, we'd make contributions
-if Skype charged money, we'd be homeless
-we write each other letters all the time
-we love to dance (not usually on skype)
-Jack is a photographer
-Amelia wears nothing but rompers