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Entries in magic (11)

Friday
Nov022012

Wizarding World

Submitted by Miranda

Adam and I have been married for 5 years! Samson is our Boston Terrier and Feta is our French Bulldog. We just got back from The Wizarding World of Harry Potter...we both got wands and it was a blast. Adam, works IT and is very smart and laid back and I am a wedding photographer who is very loud and all out there...but we make the perfect team.

Wednesday
Dec282011

Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus

Submitted by Ashley V.

This is me and Nicole. She is the one on the right. She has the thickest, longest, strongest hair i have ever seen. She is really good at staying up late and doing work. She always tries to eat healthy but her favourite food is pizza. She likes narwhales. I love unicorns and  moustaches. I am short and hate wearing shoes. I am lactose and gluten intolerant. I love doing hot yoga. Me and Nicole meet because we were roommates and we were both studying landscape architecture. We love watching Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus together or anything Disney. Nicole is going to Holland for a semester and I am really going to miss her.


Wednesday
Nov232011

The Amazing Tomas

Submitted by Tomas M.

My name is Tomas Medina. I'm a professional magician

More about me: I'm the author of the Bible and many of Shakespear's plays. I possess amazing telekinetic powers and x-ray vision (which I have sworn to use for the goodness of humanity.) I occassionally make small buildings crumble, then comb the wreckage for free office supplies. I'm currently ghost writing my own memoirs.
 
My wife Valerie is a retired dancer (tutu not pole.) She now teaches Pilates. She's super fun. Kind of like a portable Disney Land.

 

 

Tuesday
Oct182011

Chocolate and Vanilla

Submitted by Camila

These are two of my best friends, Savannah (the brunette) and Holley (the blond). They both turn 16 within a week of each other, and I hope to give them a crappy portrait for their birthday. We have an inside joke about Holley being a magical unicorn named Howie, that wears one of those "Hello My Name Is" tags. Savannah is the princess out of us, and also happens to be a cheerleader. Holley's really into geeky, mythical things, and Savannah is super girly and loves pink. They're about as opposite as you can be, and their birthday party theme is "Chocolate and Vanilla."

Portrait by Camilla P.

Saturday
Sep242011

Magic Beard

Submitted by Ashley K.

This is me, Ashley, and my husband Bryan. We just celebrated our one-year anniversary. I'm working to become a TV reporter and he loves growing his beard for competitions and being a magician. We also love weird food and traveling.


Sunday
Jul032011

I Can Draw

I CAN DRAW TOO!

Saturday
Mar262011

Instant Dance Party

 

This is a picture of me dressed up as Harry Potter at a Halloween party. My costume consisted of a stick and a drawn-on scar. The other people in the picture on the left are dressed up as a "sexy" male Mario, a Russian spy and an aristocat...cat. We are in the middle of dancing and having a good time. Later, I met these two random guys dressed up as Native Americans and we just had the biggest party in front of the elevator doors and my roommate took some pictures. I just know I could only cherish this memory more if there a was a crappy portrait.




Saturday
Feb262011

Magicians

 

Submitted by Aryan A.

Make it a priceless work of art.


Sunday
Feb202011

Evil Magic