hooker heelz

Submitted by Mary M.

This is a picture of me and my best friend on our prom night. I'm on the right. My name is Mary, and she's Sarah. We often joke about Native Son, a book we read in our Lit class in our senior year. 

-spoiler alert- The character named Mary is killed accidentally, but her head is chopped off and her body is shoved into a furnace. So we reenacted a bit from the book and we find this photo to be hysterical. Yes, Native Son is an important piece of literature about American racism… and yes, we have a slightly disturbed sense of humor. We thought it was hysterical because I spat out my drink when I read that Mary was killed because my name is Mary — as well for many other, more important, reasons. We posed by her little mock furnace outside of her house because she often threatens to kill me and shove me in there — and what better time to pose than when we are fully dressed like classy women? 

Sarah once used me as a model for her art class, so she has a hand-drawn picture of me. I'd love to one-up her and get a crappy hand drawn copy of this. If you could make sure to include my hooker heelz, that would be great. They're totally out of my character, so they're important to the photo as well.

Murderous Hills

Submitted by Dora B.

This pic of me was taken when I was in San Francisco a couple of years ago. We also visited Muir Woods (redwood forest), and I thought it was so magical. It smelled soooo good, and I half expected to see a unicorn prancing around. Chinatown was pretty awesome, but I could've done without the murderous hills.

Pickle Monster

Pickle Monster

This photo somehow inspired twice the usual amount of art made for a
photo submission. The first is by Mattycakes and the
second is by guest artist Philtron R.

WANTED

Submitted by Yann D.

Today, I had the idea of killing my wife. She always says that I'm stupid. On a saturday morning, it's particulary annoying.

Vixens

Submitted by Victoria R.

Here we are. This was taken in a theater bathroom after sneaking SAW7. I am Victoria, the second from the left, in the beanie. I screamed and threw Cookie Dough Bites every time a ugly bitch appeared on the screen. The girl holding me has black and pink hair and talks to her waffles when her parents aren't looking. Do you talk to your waffles when your parents aren't looking?? She also tastes like Peruvian Chili. The girl with black and purple hair has nice boobies and a cute voice. She is in love with a boy named Martin but she is going to marry me when she gets older. She just doesn't know it yet. Last but not least is Robin, a make-up artist who is in the nympho closet. I love her more than I love squirrels. And I love squirrels. MAKE MY SHITTY PORTRAIT DREADFULLY SHITTY :D

Whodunit

Submitted by Amy M.

We all go to the Milwaukee Institute of Art and Design. We decided to dress up like Clue characters, drink, and play the game.

Fabric Crappy Portrait

 Submitted by Craig S

"This Photo was taken when I worked in a kitchen on a Kibbutz in Israel"

This portrait was assigned to a special guest artist:  Rj's mother!  She's a quilter and so she produced the first FCP made from fabrics.  I'd say she nailed the eyebrows!

Murder Most Fowl

Submitted by Dave W.

Since this title is incredibly obvious and not that creative, I challenge you all to come up with a better one.