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Entries in mustache (46)

Wednesday
Feb082012

Fun Facts

Submitted by C. A.

Some fun facts about the subjects:
-members of Kappa Delta (KD) sorority
-Jewish
-enjoy pugs, beagles, puggles, and ducks
-the brunette dated a male ballerina (true story)
-the blonde used to live in Spain
-both have been to France
-neither has a mustache


Thursday
Jan192012

Mermaid Mustache

Submitted by Ashley C.

I like dogs, drawing, and eating candy, and my friend Garrett likes mermaids, mustaches, unicorns, and going to Disneyland.

Wednesday
Dec282011

Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus

Submitted by Ashley V.

This is me and Nicole. She is the one on the right. She has the thickest, longest, strongest hair i have ever seen. She is really good at staying up late and doing work. She always tries to eat healthy but her favourite food is pizza. She likes narwhales. I love unicorns and  moustaches. I am short and hate wearing shoes. I am lactose and gluten intolerant. I love doing hot yoga. Me and Nicole meet because we were roommates and we were both studying landscape architecture. We love watching Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus together or anything Disney. Nicole is going to Holland for a semester and I am really going to miss her.


Saturday
Dec172011

Facial Hair

Submitted by Jessie W.

I'd really love to see one done of my girlfriend in a fake mustache and beard.


Monday
Dec122011

Mustache and a Monocle

Submitted by Samantha E.

My name is Samantha, and I love outer space, giraffes, sombreros and dinosaurs. I have a mutt named Marley, he's my main man. He looks like a fuzzy version of Master Yoda. I grew up in the Caribbean and love everything tropical. I wish I had a moustache and a monocle, like a proper English gentleman. 


Wednesday
Dec072011

Christmas Party

Submitted by Anthony Y.

This is a photo of me at my work Christmas party where I was totally drunk and don't remember the photo being taken. I also don't remember wearing the fake moustache or my tie around my head but I do remember how ill I was when I got home!


Wednesday
Nov162011

Mele Kalikimaka!

Submitted by Daryn B.

Feliz Navidad! Mele Kalikimaka! It's that time of year again. My wife and I are looking for a swanky christmas card in the form of a free crappy portrait! I like to grow moustaches for Movember and my wife is a pro photographer. We both enjoy watching downloaded copies of the Office as we don't have cable and we hate the orange cat that craps in our flower garden. Sometimes I annoy my wife with my crazy obsession of electronics but I make it up to her by baking sweet cookies. She enjoys hitting the sack at around 8pm each night and cooking with butternut squash! Yum! So ya, I could go on but less is more I always say (I actually don't always say that but whatever.) Boo Ya!

 

Monday
Nov142011

Domo

Submitted by Griselda S. 

She likes: Domo, mustaches, Polaroids, photography, and all things retro. 
He likes- running, playing guitar, singing, and growing out his facial hair. 
We like- llamas, movie theaters, and In-n-Out!

Saturday
Nov122011

A Great Beatboxer

Submitted by Ashlee E.

Once upon a time in a land far away (being the early 90's in Salt Lake City, UT) a girl named Ashlee was born. She has every intention of becoming a great beatboxer. Is she street? No. Does she have swag? Yes. She realizes that she is not male, but if she were she would grow a mustache and a rad beard. No doubt about it. Ashlee has also climbed Mt. Everest twice and blindfolded. That is a lie, but she wishes it were true.