Emperor and Madam Slothwhale

Submitted by Brian B.

Those who know me best know me for my flawless impersonation of a walrus roar. Those who know my wife Marci best know her for her strange desires to ride a narwhal. In our recent adventure to Costa Rica, we spent time embracing sloths and playing hide-n-go-seek with iguanas. Our pet chameleon not only looks like Mr Grinch, but acts like Mr Grinch. If the past could be changed, Marci would have raised not only pigs, but a flock of manatees also. Oh, and we love sloppy joes.

Nifty

Submitted by Colby M.

I was born in San Francisco but moved to Utah about a year after i was born. I love the city. I love San Francisco. I love to go bowling! Weirdly I love to eat french fries. Especially with fry sauce... ( A Utah thing). I love NARWHALS! I think they are the greatest. If I could I would have one as a pet and always have it wearing an ugly sweater. I wear glasses and I love Ray Ban. I also love the word "Nifty."

Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus

Submitted by Ashley V.

This is me and Nicole. She is the one on the right. She has the thickest, longest, strongest hair i have ever seen. She is really good at staying up late and doing work. She always tries to eat healthy but her favourite food is pizza. She likes narwhales. I love unicorns and  moustaches. I am short and hate wearing shoes. I am lactose and gluten intolerant. I love doing hot yoga. Me and Nicole meet because we were roommates and we were both studying landscape architecture. We love watching Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus together or anything Disney. Nicole is going to Holland for a semester and I am really going to miss her.

Carnivorous Plants

Submitted by Shalimar D.

This is me and my boyfriend is Johnny. I love carnivorous plants and narwhals. He likes penguins and science. We are outdoorsy folk. 

Pirate Beard

Submitted by Becca D.

We live on the beach and love the ocean. I work in advertising and am a former beauty queen, he is a photographer/video guy who wishes he was a pirate, and is growing a beard to prove it. Jimmy loves baseball, especially the Tampa Bay Rays, oreos, and reggae music, and anything with green, red and yellow rasta colors on it, and he has a Cadillac tattoo on his left bicep. I like mermaids, starfish, narwahls, gummy bears and reggae as well. We are planning to get a white German Shepard soon, but right now for pets, we have two black exotic goldfish (ya know, the ones with the fat brainy looking heads) named Gnarls and Chuba.  

Portrait by Allison W.

Super Brooke

Submitted by Camille M.

This is Brooke. She is a vegetarian and works for the government as a lumber jack. She likes robots, narwhals, and poetry. I am pretty sure she is an undercover superhero. 

Narwhals

Submitted by Mandy

I'm a blogger (half mommy/half second rate style) and I'm obsessed with narwhals. I love Americanos, Anderson Cooper, and Nutella. I spend a lot of time making dumb faces like this.

Portrait by guest artist Ben