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Tuesday
Jan242012

The Crazy Bunch

Submitted by Jo S.

 I have 2 kids, Colton and Chloe. Divorced, and better for it! A couple of years ago, I met an amazing man named Pj, pictured above with his son Collin, and we have been inseparable ever since. We are not married, but live together, quite happily in sin thank you very much, as a blended unit.

I love a parade, any kind, I collect witches, love to laugh. I am an avid reader, a blogger and I scrapbook whenever I can. I have a love affair with a pirate, which Pjindulges, and I get in to every holiday. I have funky socks/earrings/hats/clothing for all of them! I am not afraid to embarrass my children, I love good food and I enjoy a glass of wine, or two, or three........

Tuesday
Jan102012

The Three Pirateers

Submitted by Becca D.

Attached is a photo of my boyfriend (on the right), his mom and his little brother Justin. Debbie, Jimmy and Justin are like the Three Musketeers, well maybe more like a pirate version of them!! Both of them love their mom more then anything in the entire world and aren't afraid to show it. Justin is a former pro wakeskater, and Jimmy helped get him there by videoing every trick he could. Deb loves shopping, the Tampa Bay Rays, silk pajamas, relaxing in the jacuzzi and wearing a rhinestoned cowboy hat whenever she can.  

 

 

Sunday
Jan082012

Dressed Up as a Pirate

Submitted by Selina P.

Attached is a photo of my brother, Darrin. He spent about four years of his life dressed up as a pirate for some fool reason. He occasionally has a jewfro and occasionally has so much gel in his hair you could shoot him and the bullet would bounce off (don't try this please). He's been an assistant manager at a Sbarro's for a few months now, and it's his birthday in two weeks. He has a penchant for singing Cher and the Les Miserables soundtrack really loudly, and when I was three I ruined his Ghostbusters coloring book. He still hasn't forgiven me.


Thursday
Dec222011

Pirate Ship

Submitted by Karen C.

This is me on holiday recently in Charlestown, Cornwall.  I like crochet, knitting, hats, big pirate ships, cake, and my fluffy black cat Mitten—my assistant blogger.

Portrait by Loreen M.

Tuesday
Dec202011

Pirate Beard

Submitted by Becca D.

We live on the beach and love the ocean. I work in advertising and am a former beauty queen, he is a photographer/video guy who wishes he was a pirate, and is growing a beard to prove it. Jimmy loves baseball, especially the Tampa Bay Rays, oreos, and reggae music, and anything with green, red and yellow rasta colors on it, and he has a Cadillac tattoo on his left bicep. I like mermaids, starfish, narwahls, gummy bears and reggae as well. We are planning to get a white German Shepard soon, but right now for pets, we have two black exotic goldfish (ya know, the ones with the fat brainy looking heads) named Gnarls and Chuba.  

Portrait by Allison W.

Wednesday
Nov302011

Abbey Road

Submitted by Emily L.

I enjoy reading, the Beatles, Pirates of the Caribbean, and earth colors. My cat's name is Carly.

Portrait by Ashley D.

Tuesday
Sep132011

Pirate Pranks

Submitted by Claire P.

I like pirates... and playing pranks on people... and I'm very tall.


Saturday
Aug062011

Pirate Gear

Finally had money to go to the local Renaissance festival this year, so I pulled out my old pirate gear and slapped it on.


Monday
Jul042011

Mischief

Submitted by Morgan M.

My name is Morgan (girl posing on the left) and I looooove peanut butter, cartwheeling and mischief. Erin (girl posing on the right) loves dinosaurs and wants to be a pirate due to her kleptomania. The girl in the sunglasses, Katie Beth, suffers from raging lesbianism (need I say more?) and Brad, the boy in the back loves Final Fantasy, Dr. Pepper, and anything Apple. Both of them suffer a debilitating addiction to Glee. We all love dance parties...