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Entries in rainbow (73)

Monday
Dec102012

Cat Personalities

Submitted by Taylor S.

This is Roux...or Roy depending what personality she has at the time. Roux is a sweet, lovable kitty who purrs nonstop...while Roy is like a beast from Hell biting, hissing, scratching and just generally terrorizing everyone in the vicinity. 


Thursday
Dec062012

SElkie

Submitted by Anne F.

I like the ocean and just about everything in it. Seals are great (there's a running joke that I'm a selkie-- or a mermaid). I also enjoy playing guitar and have a healthy appetite for D&D and LotR; there's a good measure of fantasy geekiness in me.


Friday
Oct122012

Robes

Submitted by Austin L.

Me and my friends on a snowboard trip. We spent the rest of the time in our robes.

Thursday
Oct112012

Haiku-writing goofballs

 

Submitted by Kelly P.

I just started dating a really dreamy guy - we are both in our 30's and total goofballs. I don't have a picture of the two of us together - we are only just beginning...but I did lose a bet to him and think a crappy portrait would be a great prize for his winning! 

about us:
Ridiculously into music
and
We write haikus back and forth to one another..
Here's an example:

2/21/12
catholic diabetes:
frosting covered dreams
powdered sugar falling snow
eat, drink and repent

 

Wednesday
Apr042012

Thing 1 + Thing 2

Submitted by Marisa A.

This is Marisa and Britney. They are two girls who love to have fun....as is obvious in the picture:) Their interests include doing back flips all over, giving piggy back rides, and having a rip-roarin' good time! Oh and of course we like to eat, sleep, run, jam out to music, and other good stuff like that. For example, midnight sledding, hottubbing, and ice cream runs. We gotta live it up now while we are still single and without children, right??! College is great, we absolutely love it!

Portrait by Candice C.


Sunday
Feb262012

Happiness and color 

Submitted by Jacquelyn C.

My favorite day of the week is Thursday, and if you must know, my favorite color is white, which counts. I enjoy pina coladas and getting caught in the rain, travel, books, and anything tiny or pretty. My hair is long and boring and straight, and my eyes are green. I appreciate mail, classical music, and the library, as well as Indian food and Montana. I do play the harp—withhold your angel puns—and wear my glasses when I remember to. I also love Lord of the Rings and happiness and color rock my world. 


Saturday
Jan282012

My Little Pony

Submitted by Jennifer L.

This is a photo of my daughter, Isabel, obviously having a blast riding a giant chicken on the merry-go-round. She just turned 4 on January 11. She has long brown hair, which you can't tell in this photo. Isabel LOVES My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, especially Fluttershy, the yellow pegasus with pink hair  She likes spaghetti and pancakes, chocolate milk, coloring pictures and reading stories.  Isabel loves animals, too (yes, those are bunny boots on her feet.)


Sunday
Jan222012

Weirdest brother ever

Submitted by Shelby L.

I like baseball, Justin Bieber, blogging, riding my beach cruiser, not going to school, and cute boys. My brother Jake likes baseball (and is freaking good at it), any music (sometimes even Bieber), reading, riding his long board, not going to school, and cute girls. He is the funniest, nicest, weirdest brother ever.

Portrait by Lindsey K.

 

Tuesday
Jan172012

Sheer manliness and testosterone

Submitted by Tyson O.

In this picture, you have what appears to be the most awesome best friends photos ever taken. Well it's your lucky day, because it is the most awesome best friend photo ever taken. See that rainbow in the background? Yes, the level of sweetness is refracting light. That bird you see there? Blinded by the awesomeness ( don't worry, we saved it and raised it to become a super awesome Bald Eagle with the American flag tattooed on its chest). That tree wasn't even there at the beginning, but the sheer manliness and testosterone seeping from our pours caused a 1000 year old mighty oak to shoot up from the ground. So in other words, you're welcome.

Portrait by Sally H.