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Friday
Nov092012

Ideal disguises

Submitted by Leslie I.

This is me and my best friend. 
She loves classic rock, I love piano music. She trips over everything, I dance everywhere. She's 5'1'' and I'm 5'8''.
We have too many inside jokes to count, about pterodactyls and sheep and pickles and COFFEE.
Our ideal disguises would include a fake mustache, mickey mouse ears, a bowtie, and a sexy leather jacket.
We love bubble wrap and throwing water in people's faces and sugar cookies and beards and tangents and the number 40.
We think emotions are wierd, but then we hear frogs from the third floor of the library.
We would both love to live in Disneyland… she would take Sleeping Beauty's Castle, I would take New Orleans' Square.
But we're rooming together next year, so we shall see how that goes.

 

Tuesday
Feb282012

Sheep Farm

Submitted by Sadie P.

I’d love a portrait of my mum for her 70th birthday. She loves a party, loves her dogs (border collies) and is known for always having lots of them, she has 7 grandchildren and her husband is Malcolm, she also loves her garden and gets stuck into it (not really into roses and flowers). They live on a wheat and sheep farm north of Perth, WA.


 

Thursday
Dec082011

Dressed to Kill

Submitted by Samantha

We are a family who loves salt. Instead of the Morton girl holding her Umbrella, it should be us. Seriously, we have a pretty serious salt addiction. My husband speaks German and I don't, so for fun he will quote famous movie lines in German and I have to figure them out in English. It's pretty amusing. Since getting married and having a baby, Shark week has become the highlight of our summers. Ok, that and grilled corn. We love cheese, movies, books (we have stacks of books every where) bubble baths, State fairs, bocce ball and drinking boring beverages out of fancy glasses. Milk in a wine glass? You bet. Orange juice in a Whiskey tumbler? Yep. We love the show Mad Men. We would kill to dress like that now a days. Ice cream is our favorite treat. We try to find as many occasions as possible to celebrate with ice cream. Our baby loves flowers, dancing and wearing hats. She also has perfect pitch. Not bad for an 18 month old. I adore red lipstick. My husband refuses to drink anything that doesn't have ice. We love animals. All animals... a few of our favorites: sheep, ducks, flamingos, whales and wiener dogs.

 

 

 

Sunday
Sep112011

Diana F+

Submitted by Marina M.

I'm Brazilian and just came back from Peru. I'm in love with Machu Picchu, and plan on going to Marrakech on my next trip and my favorite lomography camera is Diana F+. Oh, and I love gummy bear and sweeties. My fav animals: llamas, flamingos and sheeps.

Saturday
Sep032011

Into the Shark's Mouth

Submitted by Rose C.

Hmm, we were at Disneyland and decided to climb into the shark's mouth. We totally won that sheep though, in a throwing game. 


Saturday
Aug272011

Besties

 

Submitted by Earlene P.

This is me & my besites Kelsey (left), me, & Courtney (right)
Kelsey likes cats, texting, drinking tea & playing the accordion. I enjoy floral prints, rainbows, wearing red lipstick & winged eye liner & playing guitar Courtney is a fan crab, boats & sheep (her dad was a fisherman/sheep farmer.)


 

Wednesday
Mar092011

Ribs

 

Submitted by Val V.

This is my niece Rosie. She just LOVES ribs. She also likes goats, sheep, the show SCRUBS, and salsa.

Guest portrait by Megan S.