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Entries in shoes (5)

Monday
Mar192012

Barefoot in the Outback

 

Submitted by Seaason V.

HIIII, my name's Seaason ((like 'season' but with poxy spelling)) I have 5 monst.... kids :) i live in the Australian Outback, on a small farm. Sugar is my crack-cocaine. I CANNOT go a day without it. If I do, you had better not get between me and a soda, I will hurt you baaaaad! I'm a hippie/gypsy/schlep. I own 35 pairs of shoes, but rarely wear any. If you see me, chances are ((unless I'm in court)) I'm barefoot. I say 'poo' about 87 times a day in general conversation.

Portrait by Meg W.

 

Thursday
Oct132011

The Dark

Submitted by Mary F.

I LIKE: Shopping, shoes, chocolate, star gazing, all things vintage, colour pink, cute puppies and cake!
I DON'T LIKE: The dark

Portrait by Allison W.

Monday
Oct102011

Bling is My Thing

Submitted by Erin G.

I'd love to have a free portrait for my sister, Katie. She's awesome and she collects fun art! She is an artist; she draws, paints, and is a jewelry maker who can make jewelry out of just about anything! She has an Etsy shop called "Bling is My Thing" where she sells cool vintage bottlecap jewelry.

She loves her cat Gypsy, who only likes Katie and her mini-horse, Hank. She loves unique things, wears feathers in her hair, and loves accessories like scarves and hats, and purses and bright colors—especially turquoise and mustard yellow. She has a shoe bookshelf filled with shoes in many colors—some with 4 inch heels! Oh, and she loves roller coasters!


Saturday
Jun252011

Same Shoes

Submitted by Kelly L.

So this is a picture of me (during my fat middle school age), my mom, and my grandma.  The most awesome part of this whole picture is the fact that I'm wearing the same shoes as my grandma...and I was like 12.  This has provided hours of entertainment to my friends when I pull it out to show them!


 

Saturday
Jan152011

Sparky Kicks

This is Erin in the yellow & scarf and she is trying to show off her new sparkly kicks. Sasha is helping her by pointing. We were at work in the Northwest Missouri State Tower Yearbook room on a Friday night. This is how we entertain ourselves.

Depicted here, is Black Belt Erin leaping over fire breathing dragons in her sparkly kicks to save this year's edition of the yearbook from the evil Black Belt Sasha who sought out to destroy the memories of 2011. But never fear....it all ends well! The Chinese symbol for "friends" mysteriously looms above your heads, ensuring that this battle will end with only minor scrapes & bruises and a cup of tea.