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Tuesday
Nov202012

Fire hands

 

Submitted by Gabriella J.

This picture features my two of my favorite things in the world! 1.) HANDS. Oh those beauties make me want to shake hands with everyone in the world. and 2.) FIRE! in my opinion, nothing is as spectacular as fire. hands + fire = fire-bender! That would be the best. Although fire is cool, outer space is runner up. Basically to sum it all up I LOVE to look at things. I love to watch animals, and clouds, human interaction. and concerts! I love concerts, good music lifts the soul! I like learning at school, homework is where I lack interest... I like to read. I used to hate to read. now I read books on anything from Taoism to Frankenstein. Right now I'm learning how to read auras! I also love my friends with all my heart and as different as we all are, we all have managed to stick together. Which I'm very grateful for. Although my family is where you can find my best friends. My dream is to travel the world. I love diversity and culture. I find it intriguingly fascinating. Considering I've been mistaken to be from places all around the globe. Well, I'm rambling, but now you know a bit about me!

 

Wednesday
Feb292012

So Darn Sexy

Submitted by Emily T.

We are Emily and Remy. I am a burlesque dancer, he is a magician. In our free time we like to saw people in half, cover things in glitter, watch White Collar and stare at ourselves in the mirror because we are so darn sexy. Remy is weirdly obsessed with Taco Bell. Emily is weirdly obsessed with Gnomes.


Saturday
Jan282012

My Little Pony

Submitted by Jennifer L.

This is a photo of my daughter, Isabel, obviously having a blast riding a giant chicken on the merry-go-round. She just turned 4 on January 11. She has long brown hair, which you can't tell in this photo. Isabel LOVES My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, especially Fluttershy, the yellow pegasus with pink hair  She likes spaghetti and pancakes, chocolate milk, coloring pictures and reading stories.  Isabel loves animals, too (yes, those are bunny boots on her feet.)


Thursday
Dec152011

Christmas Spirit

Submitted by Danielle D.

Well, I'm a lifelong ginger and proud of it! This is me in front of my super interesting white wall :)  I'm wearing a dress, and to be honest I pretty much always wear dresses. I do feel pretty self conscious about some areas of my body and dresses can skim them quite well. Plus I feel girly! My family's a bit different I guess as we eat prawns with mayonnaise at Christmas time- don't know why that's just how it is! I remember being a bit disapointed when my Dad put a full stocking down on my foot at 4 in the morning, thus guaranteeing that I aged 5 would wake up and see him. But actually, Christmas is still amazing and I believe more now in their being some kind of special spirit around at that time of year than I ever did in Father Christmas :) Very excited about Christmas you can probably tell.


Thursday
Dec082011

Fancypants

Submitted by Jamie S.

This is my husband Carl, my 8 month old daughter, Della (her middle name/nickname is Plum) and me. We'd like to send out a holiday card with our picture included, but we don't own one of those fancypants cameras with an automatic timer to capture all three of us at the same time. We like Christmas, but sometimes forget to decorate the xmas tree. We always leave vegan cookies out for Santa. Carl likes cycling and wearing tight bike shorts. I love watching Dateline and I wish I was a super sleuth detective. Plum has two brand new bottom teeth and likes to smile and chew on everything.


Friday
Sep162011

Painfully Irish

Submitted by Peter Star N. 

I'm painfully Irish (by blood only.) I was born'n'raised just outside of Memphis, Tennessee—but I grew up in Pennsylvania. And I currently am teaching English in Busan, South Korea. So, my whole life has been a kind of giant mess. I like cooking, writing, shouting and letting my legs dangle off of cliff-edges. I don't really know what's going on in this picture. I'm the guy in the foreground. Don't worry about the guy in the background—that's just fuckin' Steve. However—I like to imagine that we're looking at basically the coolest thing ever. I'll leave that up to your interpretation, though.

Portrait by Brendon W.

Sunday
Jul032011

Disney-like

Submitted by Sebastian W.

Could you draw my girlfriend leaning on a croquet mallet, with lots of stars and flowers around her in bright colours and birds like in Disney cartoons, just try and make it look slightly Disney-like because she is a child deep down?


Saturday
Jun112011

Solar System

Submitted by Michelle C.

Friday
May202011

Cheese Puffs

Submitted by Stacey B.

This is my favorite picture of my son Leyton and I. We are a lot alike, we both like cheese puffs.