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Entries in sunglasses (31)

Monday
Jan072013

Aussies

Submitted by Alyce S.

Hi! I’m Alyce & the fellow is Michael!! He likes beer! I like any orange drink. Our cat is a Mexican loco ninja kitteh who goes by the name of “Mr Jigga”!
The guy we live with looks like a potato, I've had a fear of potatos since I was like 7 :l – Im fearful sleeping :/
We love love love cheese!
Bulldog named Bruty Mactooty – he does the worst farts (we call them BFs – Bruty farts) he also skate boards > and has a crush on ninja cat.
We call Australia homeeee! Harry Potter obessed! Sunglasses = love!


Sunday
Jan062013

Cats for Obama

Submitted by Lauren F.

Chances are if you see me, I will be rocking my Ray Bans, a bum hat, and a delightfully hideous old man sweater. (each of these can be seen in the pics included! woo!) Also, if you see me I will probably be riding my longboard because its my favorite mode of transportation.  I also have a consuming obsession with cats, even though I don't have any. (boo.) Seriously, cats are lovely. I especially like cats for Obama! (google it, you wont be disappointed. woot woot for democratic felines!) AND OH!! I love love LOVE tea and coffee. Its safe to say its an addiction, for real. Along with cheese. Holy socks I like cheese. Any form/ type is fine with me! Weeeeee!


Sunday
Dec182011

Elvis

Submitted by Abby T.

I am a redhead. I love Disney princesses, Starbucks, red lipstick, music, high heels, the 1950s, and stuff that sparkles. And most importantly, I LOVE ELVIS. Love him.


Friday
Dec022011

Happiness is an Epidemic

Submitted by Alexandra P.

I am an aspiring photographer and an avid traveller. I’ve been to Germany, the Netherlands, England, Wales, Scotland, Ireland, and Mexico. Next, I hope to go to either Austria or Iceland. I love wayfarers, playing the piano, spicy foods, yoga, and collecting antique cameras. I also smile about 99% of the time. It’s an epidemic. I believe that everyone should just be as happy as possible all of the time.

Portrait by Anne C.

Thursday
Nov242011

Banjo Granny

Submitted by Hannah B.

My name is Hannah, otherwise known as Banjo Granny. I am sincerely addicted to the Avett Brothers, and like to think I am one of the pretty girls they often sing about. I have a banjo that I can't play very well. My friends call me deaf because I misunderstand things all the time. I get mistaken for Taylor Lautner quite a bit, so I suppose I'm somewhat wolfish. I have a collection of about 50 headbands and scarves that I wear daily with my chacos. I am an art major and am obsessed with interesting typography. Coffee coffee coffee. 


Sunday
Nov062011

Addicted to Milk

Submitted by Katie W.

I am a student at the University of Utah studying physical therapy.
I love all sorts of music.
I have an addiction to milk.
I hate spiders.
I lived in China.

Portrait by Jonathan L.

Monday
Oct242011

Old and Jaded

Submitted by Mary B.

I travel a lot, but live in a government cubicle, doing super important defense procurements for helicopters and missiles and stuff. I have a little blue balloon at my desk, and it has smiley face stars on it with the words "To cheer you!" I bought it for myself last year. I have a large gray cat named Ashes (he is 23lbs) and a shepherd/rottie mutt named Roxie (she farts a lot.)  I'm very cheerful, carefree, adventurous and optimistic around others, but when alone I'm a grump. After work, I clean my house furiously, or, I like to put my hair up in rollers, slip into some slinky nightie, and sit outside, smoking, yelling at neighborhood children, 'cause I often like to look as old and jaded as I feel. Sometimes I'll do something crazy, like blow thousands of dollars all at once on stupid things (hot tub, shopping sprees, Las Vegas, home gym, etc) but most of the time, I simply exist.

Monday
Sep262011

Magnetic Zeros

 

Submitted by Brianna R.

+ I love starbucks iced coffee.
+ I play the ukulele {favourite song;; Home by Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros}
+ I love Orange County, California.
+ music, art, photography, movies and food are my life.
+ candy is my favourite thing.
+ vegetarian/pescatarian.
+ I love my family and friends.
+ thank JESUS for ipods.


 

Wednesday
Sep142011

Poop and Ryan Reynolds

Submitted by Kristen L.

This is my family. My one year old son Smith, nicknamed turtle. He has a 'tude not unlike a 12 year old pre-teen about to embark upon her first cycle. My Husband Kent - a 33 year old teacher by day, DJ / wanna be ninja master by night. And me, Kristen. A new mom that, well, most of the time is about to lose her shit. I blog about poop and Ryan Reynolds (not together.)