Sheer manliness and testosterone

Submitted by Tyson O.

In this picture, you have what appears to be the most awesome best friends photos ever taken. Well it's your lucky day, because it is the most awesome best friend photo ever taken. See that rainbow in the background? Yes, the level of sweetness is refracting light. That bird you see there? Blinded by the awesomeness ( don't worry, we saved it and raised it to become a super awesome Bald Eagle with the American flag tattooed on its chest). That tree wasn't even there at the beginning, but the sheer manliness and testosterone seeping from our pours caused a 1000 year old mighty oak to shoot up from the ground. So in other words, you're welcome.

Portrait by Sally H.