Unicorn Tales

Submitted by Ashley N.

Marcus and I are newlyweds who are crazy in love. We like to travel the world in search of unicorns and untold unicorn tales. 

Unicorn and leprechaun

Submitted by Alexis M.

This is my friend Kate. She is a really nice girl and loves anime a lot. She also loves roses and her favorite pizza is cheese with cheese filled crust. I was wondering if you could do something with a unicorn and leprechaun, since we have a joke about that.

Braaaains?

Submitted by Christine S.

I'm a kid in college from Hawaii living in Washington at the moment. I really like bunnies, zombies, and unicorns. Also lots of electronic music and raves.

Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus

Submitted by Ashley V.

This is me and Nicole. She is the one on the right. She has the thickest, longest, strongest hair i have ever seen. She is really good at staying up late and doing work. She always tries to eat healthy but her favourite food is pizza. She likes narwhales. I love unicorns and  moustaches. I am short and hate wearing shoes. I am lactose and gluten intolerant. I love doing hot yoga. Me and Nicole meet because we were roommates and we were both studying landscape architecture. We love watching Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus together or anything Disney. Nicole is going to Holland for a semester and I am really going to miss her.

Secret Santa

I need to get a friend a funny and/or awkward secret santa gift. It would be great if she could be portrayed in a possibly not-so-flattering manner. Something that would render her speechless when I reveal this hideous portrait of her in front of 35-40 of our peers.

Pokey Bear

Submitted by Ashlee P.

My husband Eric and I have been married for three whole months. We like to pretend that we are aliens from opposite ends of the universe disguised as humans on secret missions, who just so happened to find each other, and fall in love. He calls me his Pokey Bear. (Not Pooky. Pokey.) 

Bow Ties

Submitted by Robyn C.

The brunette is CasiDee. The blond is Laura. They are best friends. They both like boys that wear glasses and bow ties. They hunt unicorns in their free time. They love to listen to old music, especially The Beatles. Laura has a crush on Buddy Holly, and CasiDee has a crush on James Dean. They have been known to wear (and rock) a mustache from time to time.

The Knitting Manny

Submitted by Jonathan L.

I spent this last year in New Zealand as an au-pair, and I got to go on a few adventures. I went moosehunting down on the south-island, but never found any. I'd love to have this adventure immortalized as an epic-looking portrait, ala those kind of portraits of kings/queens and nobility--the ones telling of their epic lives. (Feel free to embellish this picture with glitter or shiny things, if you'd like.) My favorite animal is definitely a unicorn, but I aspire to own a floppy-eared goat one day (like Esmeralda from Hunchback of Notre Dame). Flamingos are also a favorite, but you can't forget about kittens. That year, I dubbed myself "The Knitting Manny" and made my fair-share of knitted items. There's lots more to me, but I don't want to overwhelm you with any more narcissism, so I'll stop there.

Chocolate and Vanilla

Submitted by Camila

These are two of my best friends, Savannah (the brunette) and Holley (the blond). They both turn 16 within a week of each other, and I hope to give them a crappy portrait for their birthday. We have an inside joke about Holley being a magical unicorn named Howie, that wears one of those "Hello My Name Is" tags. Savannah is the princess out of us, and also happens to be a cheerleader. Holley's really into geeky, mythical things, and Savannah is super girly and loves pink. They're about as opposite as you can be, and their birthday party theme is "Chocolate and Vanilla."

Portrait by Camilla P.