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Entries in vest (3)

Sunday
Aug212011

Hipster Glasses

Submitted by Tracie A.

I like tigers, dancing awkwardly, Call of Duty and hipster glasses that do nothing to improve your eyesight. Although I do require prescription lenses to see a farther than a few inches from my face. However, I was even told, "Go die, hipster scum" by someone driving by, even though I was wearing my prescription, non-hipster looking glasses, so I guess it doesn't matter.


Saturday
Jan012011

The Vest Wizard

Submitted by Isabel W.

My best friend Callie (adorned in her thrift-store, striped vest) turned me onto this site, and I thought in return, I would ask for a portrait of just us. We are "attached at the hip" as they say, and this picture portrays our relationship as no other picture does.

This portrait was inspired by the truly terrible movie, The Worst Witch. At the end, Mildred (Fairuza Balk) gets to go on a flying lesson with the Grand Wizard (Tim Curry.) He spreads out his cape and she rides along with him through the sky.

Thursday
Dec232010

happy holidays

 

Submitted by Hilary

On our way out to do some Christmas shopping at the Mall of America. Could Sarah do our portrait in the form of a crazy Christmas card?