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Entries in yoga (6)

Saturday
Feb112012

100% German

Submitted by Jaclyn P.

Evan plays a lot of soccer, he's an architect, and he currently lives with three cats (Spaghetti (red), Theo (grey) and Fred (black and white)) and four guy friends in a dirty boy house. He loves sneakers and has a really crappy cell phone that doesn't have sound, doesnt vibrate, and has tape holding the battery in. His family is 100% German.

I'm Mexican, Italian and Polish. I manage two yoga studios in Michigan, I have a little red Australian shepherd with pointy ears named Henry. I love to bake pies, hike mountains and I'm a pescetarian, which means the only meat I eat is fish.
 
Evan and I like to be bums together when we're not working. We drink a lot of 24 oz. Bud Lights and are Guitar Hero rivals, although he is slightly better than me. We both love electronic music, sweatpants, television, spicy Mexican food, hot sauce, and food in general.

 

Monday
Nov212011

Namaste!

Submitted by Sunshine

Hi, my name is Sunshine (not my real name...this is my stage name). I believe that the whole world is my stage and there is a constant soundtrack running inside my head. I like to teach yoga classes in a silly way because I think it should be fun. I have two dogs and one cat who were all rescued from the street. I LOVE praying mantis; they seem to follow me around. My favorite foods are peaches, cucumbers and french fries.


Wednesday
Nov092011

Superpowers

Submitted by Carmen L.

These are my best friends from childhood. We haven't all lived in the same town since 2004 and we haven't had a photo taken of all of us in the same place for almost 7 years. The last one available is our "biggest ass contest" from New Years 2005. Here's a bit about each of us:

Kristen lives in the Yukon and she is a mega-babe geologist who loves nature and speaks German. She is an amazing crafter with a special knack for knitting. Her superpower is her radiant aura that exudes light and warmth wherever she goes.

Lauren T. lives in Ontario and recently got engaged to a really amazing guy. She is a flaming redhead firecracker and she is dead sexy. She is hilarious and has the most incredible sense of humor. Her superpower is an abundant never-ending supply of energy.

Carmen lives in Vancouver and tries to write, draw, make music, run, do yoga, and go to school (sometimes all in the same day). She dances around her apartment a lot and has always liked eating cookies. Her superpower is the ability to shoot lightning out of her hands.

Lauren K. lives in Vancouver approximately 4 blocks down from Carmen She is an aerial silks acrobat, a talented actor, a blogger, and all kinds of lovely. To put it simply and sweetly, she is nifty AND (though she might dispute this) really cool. Her superpower is super strength, as she can do 2 complete chin-ups in a row. 

It would be really incredible to have us all in the same place again. Even if it can't happen in real life, maybe it's a possibility in the realm of crappy portraits.


Monday
Nov072011

High School Sweethearts

Submitted by Kelly M.

Greg and I are high school sweethearts and have been married for 8 years. We live in Minnesota. We have two cats—their names are Miller and Morgan. Miller is curious and Morgan is fat. They are named after Miller Light and Captain Morgan. I like Starbucks, blogging, polka dots, yoga, music, dinosaurs, the color light blue, and drawing. My husband likes ALL things sports-related but most importantly golfing, fishing, and University of Kansas Jayhawks. He likes poker, seafood, hot sauce, and pretzels from the mall.


Friday
May272011

Sisters 4eva

Submitted by Jessica H.

This is me and my sister. I am a princess on prom court in this picture and she gave me those flowers. I enjoy doing yoga and going to dance clubs. I'm going to school to be a nurse. My sister Katie likes taking pictures, enjoys being a hipster and is going to school to be a teacher.


Sunday
May152011

Buddhism

Submitted by Peter M.

This is me when I lived in the South of France. Since then I've lived in Paris, and have ended up here in the West Midlands for the time being where I work at home as a translator! I'm interested in yoga, meditation, and Buddhism. I live in traditional terraced house with a small garden, and a dog called Molly. I'm a vegetarian, and love chocolate.