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Entries in zombie (15)

Tuesday
Oct302012

Unnatural passion

Submitted by Deveny D.

My husband is a lawyer & loves anything zombie-related and video games. We have a 2 year old son who loves Yo Gabba Gabba with an unnatural passion. I love reading, horses & the two boys in my life.


 

Tuesday
Jan242012

Safe Zone

Submitted by Brittany T.

We are Kyle and Brittany and we are recently engaged to be married. Burrito enthusiast, ketchup fanatic and tattoo lover, Kyle, has devised a plan, secure with a safe zone, regarding an impending zombie apocalypse. However, he will not tell Brittany where said safe zone is given the off chance that she becomes a zombie, finds him and inevitably eats him. Frenchy and outdoor enthusiast, Brittany, has recently learned a Snoop Dogg song on the piano and plans to play it for her 88 year old grandpa at her family's annual Christmas party, hoping to drop some musical science on him. Together we do fun things, like eat 70 chicken nuggets in one sitting, travel Europe, and skateboard. The most telling thing of all is that our first date was proudly at a Taco Bell. 


Wednesday
Jan182012

Aaaaah!

Submitted by Evan G.

Could you draw me as a zombie?


Sunday
Jan082012

Dungeon Master

Submitted by Erin J.

My sister and I would like to submit a photo and description of our brother, Alex. He loves puppies, pizza, pineapple, and Emma Watson. He was also in a screamo band, is a dungeon master, and sells Yu-Gi-Oh cards to little freshmen at school. He also has the defences for our family planned for the imminent Zombie Apocalypse.



Wednesday
Nov092011

Make us look rich

Submitted by Amanda R.

Sean and Amanda have a 200lb dog named Leo and an 18 month old daughter named Quinn who has the biggest eyes and cutest smile. Sean loves cheese, zombies, and bike rides. Amanda loves polar bears, TV, and nachos. We are poor so in the picture can you please make us look rich?


Saturday
Jul162011

Love Zombie

Submitted by Cheryl

I would loooove a portrait of my little family! My name is Cheryl, I have rainbow hair, love zombies and chocolate. My girlfriend Jen is obsessed with Battlestar Galactica and always wears black. Our little baby rat Kara has a little white mohawk and loves to sleep in my hair.


Wednesday
Jul132011

(Mostly) Meat hating Zombie fighers

Submitted by Nic

Okay so this is a picture of my faves. The boy is boyfriend to me and in this photo happens to be wearing a pony tail. He is a crime fighting police man who loves lots of meat and fantasizes about the zombie apocalypse. The lady on the right is me (Nic) I am a vegetarian who is obsessed with pug puppies, saving the babies of the world (furry and not) and of course hanging out in my teepee. The long haired lass (honestly 77 million feet of luscious hair) towards the back is my BEST friend. She is a vegan, book lover, writer of amazing things and wants to save sad pandas. WE three become one puppy loving mostly meat-hating (mostly) zombie fighting team....oh and the elephant's name is Manning!

Sunday
Jun122011

Zombie Apocalypse

Submitted by Jenniferann

This picture is from my birthday party last year where the theme was Mermaids & Zombies. I chose this theme because I want to be a mermaid when I grow up and because I'm a little obsessed with what would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse. I'm a vegan and I am from Washington DC, but I'm being forced by my job to live in Alabama where there is not much in the way of vegan food. On the other hand, it will be a lot safer if the apocalypse comes.

Wednesday
Apr272011

Arizona Slayer

Submitted by Krista F.

This is a photo of me (the "stabber") attempting to kill my dear friend once known as Carolyn. As many know Tucson, AZ is filled with Vampires, Cowboys, Dragons, Zombies, etc. so we natives are quite used to killing off those we loved who've been "transformed." I do feel bad about stabbing Carolyn though, she didn't even sparkle in the sunlight. Maybe she wasn't a vampire after all?