Testimonials

"Priceless... in the sense that it's a good thing they are free."
—Gretchen H.

"My husband says it actually looks like me!"
—Lindsay W.

"This exceeds my expectations."
—Allison R.

"That photo was taken in a bathroom, and I feel she really captured the menacing location."
—Merryn S.

"The picture drawn is, indeed, epic, but I am not included in the picture!"
—Matt C.

"Agh, FCP, thanks for almost getting me in trouble at work!!!"
—Mark A.

"Best crappy internet site ever"
—Devin M.

"Please don't put this on the internet."
—Tom K.

"It's beautiful. Crappy, but beautiful."
—John T.

"Thank you for the picture and the apology, after a few weeks of therapy I have finally come to terms with the crappy portrait."
—Keith H.

"Why do I look ethnic?"
—Jason C.

"This puts my real life to shame."
—Shéetom A.

"They didn't put our names in the right order. But what the *&^?^%?, it's a Free Crappy Portrait!?!!"
—Alewife

"As I check everyday for my FCP and yet I find nothing."
—Tim B.

"The symbolism is too thick for me to interpret."
—Per E.

"How did the artist intuit how his tail turns into an afro when he's posing for book covers? That little detail usually doesn't make it through editing."
—Julie Jackson of Glamourpuss

"This one is actually quite nice."
—Rob M.

"You know I'm not really goth, right?"
—Jessica S.

"Why am I dead?"
—AJ Rahm

 "I have been told before that I am a cartoon, so I guess it's pretty accurate."
—Coorain

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAUKSAGHKJASGD. KJASH.KJASHKJSDGCFGCFHJ. DSG HOLY HELL THIS IS PERFECT! YOU GOT EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING!!!!!"
—Stephanie

"Whoa!  My brains just got kicked in the ba$*s! That isn't a crappy portrait, that's an AWESOME portrait!"
—Tomas M. 

"Your Imagery put me in a state of pure awe and wonder... happiness is what I feel. I like the way your mind works... you may be a genius. I'm filled with everlasting giddiness."
—Dylan F.

"Thanks a lot! I love it... in a weird, creepy way."
—Ross K.

"Sweet relief! It is crappy! Thank you!"
—Aaron G.

"I told my brother I asked for a free crappy portrait of us, and he wasn't happy. Sorry to be lame, and annoying, but can I ask that you not draw the portrait I submitted?
—Brigit S.

"This…is…amazing. Sure, I had my expectations, but this….this is well above any expectation I conceived. If I had an art museum, you'd be in it. But I don't. So you can't. However, this will be posted around the web (which is way more enjoyable than a museum), printed and framed, and hung somewhere in my living room.
—Nic C. 

"I swear you guys are better than anti-depressants! Instant happy!!!"
—Cheryl 

"Wait a minute...check out my rack!!! I LOVE Free Crappy Portraits!!!"
—Meagan S.